Whoever carved together that SNL / Oklahoma montage skit
Dec 9, 2021, 5:29 PM
that someone posted a link to yesterday had much better organization than the real thing.
Riley might be thinking he has really stepped in it right about now. Butt, then all he has to do is think, 'All this money, and all this dynamite window dressing all over the place, I can survive until I can get these people to stop smoking pot on the job!"
News from USuC...
"Richardson was the 20th Gamecock arrested since Spurrier was hired in Nov. 2004"
"As I watched the game yesterday I couldn't help but feel crushed. We beat Furman by 4 TDs, but to me it looked like we got whipped."
"George Bush, we are reliably informed by the media, has the IQ of a moron, though how he matriculated from Yale and Harvard or flew an F-106 will remain an unexplained mystery. Doubtless his father bribed the airplane to fly itself."
Re: Anyone catch Lincoln Riley's introduction???????
Dec 9, 2021, 3:48 PM
Just one more example of things that have happened this carousel season that make no sense or logic to me.
To say that was as bad an introduction as I have ever seen for a new coach would be an understatement.
"Hey, I've got it. Lets bring in a few band members, put some shades on them get them to do some sort of unrehearsed out of sync dance while they play a song. Then let's put 3 cheerleaders in front of them to impersonate a pole dancer practicing without the pole. And, to top it all off, let's have a bunch of our college dignitaries wander around on the platform behind the show demonstrating they haven't been told who was supposed to stand where and what they were supposed to be doing."
"Yeah, that'll work. Think of all the hits we'll get on twitter!"