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A little Sunday Sammy Sermon...
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A little Sunday Sammy Sermon...


Jul 26, 2012, 12:38 PM

and apparently a lot of alliteration... Sunday Sammy Sermon... we digress.

There are 2 books of Samuel (long for Sammy) in the Bible. Sammy Watkins, proudly dons the #2. In 2nd Samuel, Kind David committed adultery and murdered Uriah, husband of Bathsheba. Seems to us that's a little worse than a little weed, right? Well, the Lord FORGAVE David and chose not to sit him for any battles. Is this all a coincidence? We think not.

LET SAMMY PLAY.




(Rev... they always say the best form of flattery is imitation. We know you would like this anyways..)

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Yeah, David got off scot free...


Jul 26, 2012, 12:40 PM

Except for the child from that relationship dying, and having heaps family trouble the entire rest of his life.

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And not getting to build the temple. I guess Sammy


Jul 26, 2012, 1:23 PM

won't get to build the Oculus.

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You mean like his son trying to kill him?***


Jul 26, 2012, 1:46 PM [ in reply to Yeah, David got off scot free... ]



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The definition of awesome!


"heaps of trouble"??? not (wait for it).... URIAH HEEP!?!?


Jul 26, 2012, 1:50 PM [ in reply to Yeah, David got off scot free... ]

sorry, couldn't resist......and I'm aware only the old farts will find this humorous

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Re: A little Sunday Sammy Sermon...


Jul 26, 2012, 12:46 PM

Lol i could see Bowden rollin out this exact explanation. GCM.

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COLLEGE: A three-year starter at strong safety for Clemson, finished his career with 234 tackles and 11 interceptions.


Don't worry about it.


Jul 26, 2012, 1:09 PM

Sammy's already been reinstated by Mike Slive & Steve Spurrier. It's all part of their strict "zero-tolerance-after-six-strikes" policy for all NCAA athletes, who are governed by the SEC.

Sources say Mangus is really pissed about it.

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cuz see... it's funny because you said Mangus and pissed.***


Jul 26, 2012, 1:10 PM



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It's comedy gold because


Jul 26, 2012, 1:15 PM

Mangus isn't properly hydrated.

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Gold Jerry.. Gold!***


Jul 26, 2012, 1:22 PM



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JBFC!***


Jul 26, 2012, 1:31 PM



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