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A Football Fable For All To Read
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A Football Fable For All To Read


Nov 9, 2012, 10:20 AM

Once upon a time there was a boy named Clem who was loved very much by his friends and family. Clem was a good boy who stayed out of trouble, always took good care of his home, friends and family, but never got the respect he deserved. Clem, try as he might could never get the Evil Principal Swoffie, the head of the TV Station, Mr Espnosa or the dirty old pedophille, Mr Cockman to stop insulting and bullying him.

One fall day Clem met the girl of his dreams Nmdecia, charmed her, courted her and one day made her his Homecoming date. All of the other people of Ncaaville were very jealous and did their best to break up the lovely couple. Mr Espnosa had his reporters lie on TV, Mr Ajcson from the big city in the next state got in the act too and eventually the two convinced Nmdecia that Clem just wasn't good enough for her and that she should do what her momma says and leave dear Clem.

So Clem stiffened his upper lip, stood proud through the barbs and jabs of Mr Cockman the local gas pump attendant and got ready to go to the Homecoming Dance alone.

Something happened that night before homecoming, something very special. Clem realized that Nmdecia wasn't the whole world, Clem realized that his family and friends still loved him very much and that Clem still had a very important job to do.

The big Saturday Homecoming dance came and Clem wore his best all orange tuxedo. On a cool South Carolina Football early evening, Clem showed up and showed up BIG. At the dance Clem was harrased by a classmate, Turtley and all the bad things that happened that week exploded into a beating of epic proportion.

Please stay tuned for Book II

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You should be a children's author.***


Nov 9, 2012, 10:22 AM



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please remember to put the bratty dammich in the next one


Nov 9, 2012, 10:30 AM

you know that little b^tch who told clem he was a loser every week from her porch and then ran inside. :)

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Cockman's jabs? yuck


Nov 9, 2012, 10:40 AM

how 'bout a spinoff story on cockman?

i assume it would have something to do with mr. espnosa being secretly gay and then regretting his dalliance with cockman.

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Workin It***


Nov 9, 2012, 12:22 PM



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to borrow a phrase from Wedding Crashers


Nov 9, 2012, 12:42 PM [ in reply to Cockman's jabs? yuck ]

Cockman plays "tummy sticks" with the seersucking powderblue goat.

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Re: A Football Fable For All To Read


Nov 9, 2012, 11:11 AM

I think Clem is my second cousin---Twice removed.

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