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I won... but at what cost?
May 27, 2021, 8:54 AM
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You ever get to tired that you feel like you are asleep even though you are awake? Well this phenomena hit me last night on the couch and eventually I got enough will power to get up and go to bed. But I clearly felt like I had woken up rather than just migrated to bed. So just put yourself in that groggy state of mind.
Anyway... Red and I are both exhausted. Its been a busy few weeks for us. I close my eyes and I am about asleep when I hear her say, "do you want a #######?" OF FORKING COURSE I DO. Even if I am tired, I can sit there and handle my wife slobbin on the knob. So she gets all ready to do the deed... but then drops, "just make it quick."
No.
We deserve better than this, kings. I don't need to rush a nut just to convenience you. The whole #### point of a blow job is MY convenience. This isn't teamwork. This isn't working together. This is a one sided affair between your mouth, my ######, and any spunk that my balls make.
I told her no and rolled over and closed my eyes again. She apologized and admitted I was right. So while I might have reached a stalemate last night... I think I am in for some sloppy dome this evening with no time limits.
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lol - like you need to "make it quick"
May 27, 2021, 8:56 AM
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critical error there bro - you should've said of course.
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If I wanted it to be quick, I would do it myself
May 27, 2021, 9:13 AM
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The only time where I have slim to no control of my nut is when Im smashing it from behind.
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Heisman Winner [105609]
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I can tell you this
May 27, 2021, 8:58 AM
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I am disappointed in you, but more disappointed in my life.
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CU Medallion [54758]
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you can add my name to this memorial, too***
May 27, 2021, 9:02 AM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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WE STAND TOGETHER***
May 27, 2021, 9:32 AM
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Hey look at me, look at me...
May 27, 2021, 9:00 AM
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My wife is so awesome that she begs me to let her give me head.
keep this to yourself next time... or provide second by second details
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CU Medallion [64837]
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If you don't give it to her, she'll have zero trouble findin
May 27, 2021, 9:01 AM
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someone else who will.
red, HMU
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CU Medallion [64837]
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99% of the time that I trick the wife into letting me do
May 27, 2021, 9:00 AM
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that thing to her where I feel like God, she says "make it quick". I always say, "yes ma'am." Because here's the catch... once I'm IN, I'm IN. I lock into that thing like a dog.... no, like a snapping turtle - I ain't coming off/out until lightning strikes.
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Re: I won... but at what cost?
May 27, 2021, 9:03 AM
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She apologized and admitted I was right.
Dude, you gotta teach me this ####### Jedi mind trick.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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It's called lying.***
May 27, 2021, 9:05 AM
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See... you WANT it to be lying
May 27, 2021, 9:14 AM
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But this story is the God's honest truth.
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Heisman Winner [105609]
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At minimum, there are three things in this story that have
May 27, 2021, 9:11 AM
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never happened to me....or at least not since I got married.
1. Offered a Blowie out of thin air? Nah, I cannot recall that happening in years
2. Wife apologized, sincerely? Never happened, ever. She doesn't apologize.
3. Wife admitted I was right? SUPER SUPER RARELY HAPPENS, more than the first thing though.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Clearly she's done something bad and is feeling guilty
May 27, 2021, 9:12 AM
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or he has done a serous number on her.
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We have been working on her apologizing
May 27, 2021, 9:15 AM
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In this case, it truly wasn't warranted, and thats normally when shes happy to do it.
But when she actually fuggs up... THATS when she has trouble admitting fault and apologizing.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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more like Klinefelter Syndrome***
May 27, 2021, 10:01 AM
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Oculus Spirit [75720]
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At least you didn't tell her that the speed of things
May 27, 2021, 9:06 AM
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is her job.
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He could have explained to her that time is relative.***
May 27, 2021, 9:29 AM
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Heisman Winner [137973]
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Relative?
May 27, 2021, 9:36 AM
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You're thinking of McLovin, I believe.
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Oculus Spirit [75720]
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Oculus Spirit [85339]
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Sounds like you won at the cost of
May 27, 2021, 11:37 AM
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being a piece of ####.
Congrats.
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There is a lot of big feelings in this post
May 27, 2021, 9:16 AM
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But I cannot control your feelings. Your feelings are your own and you need to express them and I understand that.
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1. This didn't happen
May 27, 2021, 9:28 AM
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2. I cant finish at all from a Beej. It's a curse
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Heisman Winner [105609]
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Maybe you are using too much teeth and not enough
May 27, 2021, 9:29 AM
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tongue
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All-In [46825]
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Listen here brother
May 27, 2021, 9:31 AM
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I haven't given a Beej ever. But if I did, I think I would be a master at it
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CU Medallion [54758]
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i think you would too
May 27, 2021, 9:34 AM
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if that's any consolation
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CU Medallion [64837]
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I want to make your throat pop
May 27, 2021, 10:02 AM
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r/throatbarrier another new kink
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Try showering at night instead
May 27, 2021, 9:30 AM
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Might be his five o'clock shadow that's distracting you.
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CU Medallion [54758]
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what?
May 27, 2021, 9:33 AM
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i can't even read the word 'beej' without pre-ing a bit
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All-In [40656]
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It did tho
May 27, 2021, 10:14 AM
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This story is MUCH more believable than your real estate stories of late.
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All-In [46825]
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My real estate saga is documented on jounge snap
May 27, 2021, 10:16 AM
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You will need to do the same
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I will not hesitate to send a video of me nutting***
May 27, 2021, 10:32 AM
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Don't tempt me with a good time***
May 27, 2021, 10:39 AM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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When she says "Make it quick" that's your queue to grab
May 27, 2021, 9:29 AM
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her by the ears and see if you can get stomach acid in your pee hole.
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jesus steve***
May 27, 2021, 9:32 AM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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WELCOME TO THE BLOW BANG, ROOK***
May 27, 2021, 9:32 AM
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This may well be the gayest thing ive ever read***
May 27, 2021, 11:05 AM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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There is no way you've been in the Lounge as long as you
May 27, 2021, 11:10 AM
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have and this is Gay Number 1 for you.
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Ok, if we exclude all TXTF posts and TOTE1s miata
May 27, 2021, 11:12 AM
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then it's no 1
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Oculus Spirit [79256]
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Lol even your wife knows your gay
May 27, 2021, 11:25 AM
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IF and when my wife is going to mouthasize my wang, she don't ask. Why TF would she waste her breath on that? She just leads me to where the deed will be done and starts at it.
Only reason she's asking you is cause she is thinking there's a doubt in your head, which means
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Sometimes I just wanna watch
May 27, 2021, 2:21 PM
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a skinny blonde chick get railed by a monster BBC. She cannot provide that joy to me, so c'est la vie
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She can, she just won't.
May 27, 2021, 2:34 PM
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Nothing a little bleach blonde hair dye and a trip to Noir Bar and Lounge in Raleigh can't solve.
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Lol at the TD.
May 27, 2021, 2:31 PM
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You upset someone.
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