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CU Medallion [64837]
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Just learnt a new phrase: "saltier than mermaid
Jun 7, 2021, 2:39 PM
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pu$$y."
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1,4,5,3,2
Jun 7, 2021, 2:42 PM
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Using the proper adidasGreenr rating scale.
Anyone who says otherwise enjoys smearing shit onto the underside of their ballsack using toilet paper by wiping back to front.
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Do you take your white hood off before you get in the pool?***
Jun 7, 2021, 2:45 PM
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No, I use that
Jun 7, 2021, 2:49 PM
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to wipe the horseradish oozee off my #### after I've banged your mom.
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That's really not very nice.***
Jun 7, 2021, 2:50 PM
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Do it paint a picture or do it not?***
Jun 7, 2021, 2:51 PM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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So, where is the mermaid's poon located? I've seen
Jun 7, 2021, 2:44 PM
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my fair share of mermaid oriented shows and cartoons, and this is never really addressed. Assuming it's around the backside?
Is it like a horse, where there dirt hole is above the stink hole? Side by side? Maybe on the back of the neck or in the armpit??
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See if this helps
Jun 7, 2021, 2:46 PM
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The female dolphin can be either masturbated or ######, depending on your gender. Roll the dolphin gently to her side, belly towards you, and prop yourself on an elbow to stay face-to-face with her. At this point, my brain is already beginning to rebel against what I'm reading, so I'll let the author do the explaining for me :
Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, they have timed their ###### to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time.
One thing to note. Whether you ########## or mate a fin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you.
In conclusion, good luck, and if you have a baby with a dolphin, don't forget to tell someone other than the National Enquirer.
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Oculus Spirit [97903]
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Need to lay off the.....
Jun 7, 2021, 3:02 PM
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Mermaids have scales ergo are fish not cetaceans and
Jun 7, 2021, 3:04 PM
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therefore engage in external fertilization
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Oculus Spirit [79304]
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ooooh yeah talk dirty to me
Jun 7, 2021, 3:13 PM
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3,4,2,5,1
Jun 7, 2021, 2:46 PM
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the sensible method non greenr method
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Racist and Rong***
Jun 7, 2021, 2:47 PM
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My man
Jun 7, 2021, 3:17 PM
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2 and 1. As for the rest flip a coin. ******
Jun 7, 2021, 2:48 PM
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3, 5, 4, 2, 1***
Jun 7, 2021, 2:54 PM
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nice***
Jun 7, 2021, 2:56 PM
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Re: Just learnt a new phrase: "saltier than mermaid
Jun 7, 2021, 2:59 PM
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Imma go Meh across the board,
Jun 7, 2021, 3:00 PM
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because I can.
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Something something smells like fish something
Jun 7, 2021, 3:01 PM
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2nd one from the left has the best smile
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4, 3, 2, 5, 1***
Jun 7, 2021, 3:02 PM
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Did you find the ugliest mermaids ever picture?***
Jun 7, 2021, 3:11 PM
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But if I must 1, 4, 5, 3, 2.***
Jun 7, 2021, 3:13 PM
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2, 5 in a tie
Jun 7, 2021, 5:02 PM
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the rest I'd throwback (maybe not 3 as she looks like she's a cheery and positive person and sort of looks like a poor man's version of Alison Brie).
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