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Heisman Winner [107505]
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Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your beers
May 22, 2013, 9:17 AM
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Clemson Football has gained an early commit for Class of 2023 (or somewhere near there, I don't Math) for a LONGSNAPPER, Michael P. Green from Y-Town, SC. Right now he is only 8lbs and 21.5 inches long, but he is probably going to grow into a helluva special teams maniac. Does anyone have the number I should fax his LOI? Thanks
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Orange Blooded [3148]
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I think he'll be c/o 2031***
May 22, 2013, 9:21 AM
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Heisman Winner [107505]
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Yeah, I fat fingered that, I meant 2032. Probably should
May 22, 2013, 9:24 AM
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donate so I can edit. Oh well
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All-TigerNet [10226]
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Congrats!***
May 22, 2013, 9:22 AM
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Oculus Spirit [76525]
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What is worse, a wife at the tail end of being
May 22, 2013, 9:22 AM
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pregnant, or having an infant?
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Heisman Winner [107505]
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I think both are pretty awesome actually. But I do miss
May 22, 2013, 9:23 AM
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sleeping already.
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All-In [38913]
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Oculus Spirit [76525]
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How can you know that? Have you ever died alone?***
May 22, 2013, 9:27 AM
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All-In [38913]
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No. I've also never sawed off my own foot, either
May 22, 2013, 9:29 AM
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But I can tell you that's worse than effing a preggers.
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Oculus Spirit [76525]
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Wait wait wait, woah hold it. I didn't say effing one.
May 22, 2013, 9:30 AM
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I meant dealing with them the rest of the time.
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All-In [38913]
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Touché***
May 22, 2013, 9:39 AM
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Re: joey the foot?***
May 22, 2013, 10:46 AM
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I thought that was me.
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CU Medallion [54793]
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congratulation. Welcome to Two-Kid-dom...or, a I call it
May 22, 2013, 10:19 AM
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the 10th Circle of Hell, the one Dante was too afraid to write about....
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110%er [8243]
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Amazing how the second kid completely destroys
May 22, 2013, 10:22 AM
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your world by turning your first kid into a competitive, screaming, selfish #######. I've heard the third kid is easier, but nope.
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Heisman Winner [107505]
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Thanks Guise, thanks a ####### lot.***
May 22, 2013, 10:22 AM
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CU Medallion [54793]
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no...it's FINE
May 22, 2013, 10:24 AM
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just be prepared to be more tired than you've ever ever thought possible.
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110%er [8243]
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...for 2 years.***
May 22, 2013, 10:25 AM
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CU Medallion [54793]
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yeah? kid #2 turns 1 on monday
May 22, 2013, 10:30 AM
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so 370 days of pure exhaustion left!
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110%er [8243]
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give or take a year.
May 22, 2013, 10:38 AM
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CU Medallion [54793]
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phack***
May 22, 2013, 10:41 AM
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110%er [8243]
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glad I didn't go down that path.
May 22, 2013, 10:34 AM
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2 has been plenty.
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All-TigerNet [12763]
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Congrats
May 22, 2013, 10:29 AM
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My future baller is turning 1 this week. He's 30 lbs and has a head the size of a water melon. He'll be a fb or something on the same team. Get those faxes ready!
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Heisman Winner [107505]
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I called Dabo to commit for him, but he hung up on me.
May 22, 2013, 10:31 AM
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We might see what Saban is offering. Dabo said commitments don't come with Trans-Ams anymore. I bet the SEC will get us one.
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All-TigerNet [12763]
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Lol... Trans am.... Aiming high!***
May 22, 2013, 10:43 AM
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CU Medallion [54793]
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uh....30lbs?
May 22, 2013, 10:31 AM
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why u use metric?
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All-TigerNet [12763]
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Re: #cooperisabigeffer***
May 22, 2013, 10:35 AM
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Ring of Honor [32958]
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Congrats! Looking forwad to seeing him on the field.***
May 22, 2013, 10:35 AM
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CU Medallion [54793]
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^^^ looking for wad.***
May 22, 2013, 10:37 AM
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Congrats!
May 22, 2013, 10:38 AM
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Hopefully, he will get a scholarship to play at Clemson, otherwise I'm thinking it will cost roughly around $250,000.00 a semester by that time.
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Heisman Winner [107505]
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It's OK, he can always get student loans and spend his life
May 22, 2013, 10:39 AM
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deep in debt. It's the AMERICAN whey.
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Heisman Winner [136902]
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I'd suggest that you steer his academic path towards the
May 22, 2013, 10:41 AM
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Warp Drive engineering program.
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Heisman Winner [107505]
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Agriculture....it's the wave of the future.***
May 22, 2013, 10:41 AM
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Heisman Winner [136902]
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I think you meant AQUACULTURE.
May 22, 2013, 10:45 AM
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Oculus Spirit [79828]
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Re: Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your beers
May 22, 2013, 10:47 AM
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Congrats Greenrr... My first is on the way.
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Heisman Winner [107505]
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HEY LOOK, ANOTHER JOUNGER CONVINCED A GIRL
May 22, 2013, 10:50 AM
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TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM.
Congrats. Sex is fun.
Kids are too, most of the time.
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CU Medallion [54793]
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aaww....it really
May 22, 2013, 10:53 AM
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hasn't set it yet, has it??
everything you just mentioned is coming to an end.
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Heisman Winner [107505]
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ell oh ell***
May 22, 2013, 10:55 AM
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Re: HEY LOOK, ANOTHER JOUNGER CONVINCED A GIRL
May 22, 2013, 4:51 PM
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Did you just say sex with kids is fun? something something 13 year old vball something
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Congrats
May 22, 2013, 11:47 AM
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and watch out for the Rock Hill Bagman. 
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Congrats a pint in his honor tonight..SLAINTE' ********
May 22, 2013, 4:53 PM
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Oculus Spirit [83584]
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A bit of "manly" advice:
May 22, 2013, 5:01 PM
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Change every single diaper while you're home, or be the Designated Diaper Changer, and maybe the wife won't expect you to do much else.
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