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Funny Pallbearer Story (long)
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Funny Pallbearer Story (long)


Feb 8, 2013, 10:56 AM

Disclaimer: This is the God's honest truth because I know 2 people that witnessed it.

Man in his 50s or 60s had cancer and passed away in July. He had 2 close friends and they always played jokes on each other. They were 2 of his pallbearers and were strategically placed at his feet one on either side. The hearse parked as far away from the graveside as possible so they were forced to carry the casket a long way in the July heat at 3:00 in the afternoon. They noticed how these 2 guys were struggling something awful and were sweating like crazy. They finally got the casket to the graveside and everyone got seated. The preacher starting talking about the 2 close friends and how they played jokes on each other, while this was going on the funeral director opened the casket and pulled out 2 huge cement blocks from the feet area. On each block the man had written "Ha ha I got the last laugh!" and had signed his name to them and they were presented to his 2 friends!

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My kind of guy***


Feb 8, 2013, 11:00 AM



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Outstanding!!!***


Jan 22, 2017, 10:18 AM



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We're friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge, I get in my boat and save your retarded a$$.


And then one of the friends yelled


Feb 8, 2013, 11:01 AM

"Oh yeah, well I had sex with your wife!"

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I regret that I have but one point to give you for this.***


Feb 8, 2013, 11:01 AM



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As do I,


Feb 8, 2013, 11:02 AM

as do I.

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Re: Funny Pallbearer Story (long)


Feb 8, 2013, 11:16 AM



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That's fantastic***


Feb 8, 2013, 12:04 PM



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Wish I would have thought of this


Feb 8, 2013, 12:13 PM

wait, I'm still...........nevermind.


Great story.

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If you die and try it, please come back and tell us how it


Feb 8, 2013, 12:18 PM

worked because none of us will be able to come to your funeral because we will all be working, err on TNet!

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I will send one of my scoks to tell you about it. It will be


Feb 8, 2013, 12:33 PM

Classic.

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I probably will not have to weigh my casket fown.***


Feb 8, 2013, 12:23 PM



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"Every man is my superior, in that I may learn something from him."


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