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Listen up Hokies!!
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Listen up Hokies!!


Sep 29, 2011, 1:22 PM

You're all crowded around that one Commadore64 down at the library. You keep trolling over here with your brown tooth and stench of stale cigarettes. All I'm hearing is how you need to convince us you're classy and not WV.

I DONT CARE!

We're not going to be your friends. We wont tell you it's ok to sleep with your cousins. We arent interested in your IROC camaro.

We're going to do our thing and pile 12 tons of hurt on you. Dont expect sweetness....expect a punch in the mouth. We think you are inbred, dog fightin', dirty playin', cheatin', scumbag monkey humpers.

The Tigers are about to stick their collective foot in the crack of your ####.

Put your helmet on and buckle up.


WE DONT GIVE A CRAP!

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Excuse me while I go run through a wall now, be right back***


Sep 29, 2011, 1:25 PM



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"IDIOT POSTER OF THE MONTH SO FAR...GWP-- You have won IPM Award for your failure to completely comprehend a clear post & then choose to attack someone who points out your ignorance. While you are not yet in the same No Class Catagory as deRoberts, ClemTiger117 & Tigerdug23, you are getting closer to the Sewer Dwellers." - coachmac


And as for the


Sep 29, 2011, 1:29 PM

Turd Burglar that gave me a thumbs down....
I hope your hillbilly butt falls out of
that piece of crap stadium of yours.

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What year IROC Camaro? I may be interested.***


Sep 29, 2011, 1:33 PM



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"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."


1986 with that giant ball of


Sep 29, 2011, 1:36 PM

shifter. It smells like Polo cologne, cigarettes, and dirty underwear. It still has Bon Jovi's Slippery When Wet tape in the cassette player.

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definitely interested.***


Sep 29, 2011, 1:41 PM



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FAT TAX NOW!


Re: definitely interested.***


Sep 29, 2011, 1:51 PM

awesome ride..

I was not old enough to drive yet but still awesome

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You had me at Polo Cologne***


Sep 29, 2011, 4:51 PM [ in reply to 1986 with that giant ball of ]



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dog fightin LOL LOL***


Sep 29, 2011, 1:38 PM



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point for "scumbag monkey humper."***


Sep 29, 2011, 1:48 PM



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A South Carolinian trying to call a D.C. market school hicks


Sep 29, 2011, 1:50 PM

Now I've seen everything.

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OK obed, fess up. Your scok?***


Sep 29, 2011, 1:51 PM



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Huh? It's just absurd for a guy from the deep south to


Sep 29, 2011, 1:55 PM

insinuate anyone is a hick, especially when the target of the insult is from what is essentially a northern school. New Jersey is the 2nd largest out of state representation at VT.

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You think New Jersey is fancy? PROOF that you're an inbred.***


Sep 29, 2011, 1:58 PM



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So, VT is just like UMD then? NJ is not a badge of honor***


Sep 29, 2011, 2:16 PM [ in reply to Huh? It's just absurd for a guy from the deep south to ]



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"something in these hills..." -joe sherman


Dude, there are rednecks everywhere. EVERYWHERE.


Sep 29, 2011, 3:37 PM [ in reply to Huh? It's just absurd for a guy from the deep south to ]

Russia's got rednecks. And they don't take a dump without a plan.

You can now go back to your regularly scheduled nonsensical arguments. (All of you, not just the Hokie.)

:)

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Re: Huh? It's just absurd for a guy from the deep south to


Sep 29, 2011, 7:22 PM [ in reply to Huh? It's just absurd for a guy from the deep south to ]

Yea and people from jersey are perhaps the most ignorant of any state.

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WVU is in the DC market as well...***


Sep 29, 2011, 1:53 PM [ in reply to A South Carolinian trying to call a D.C. market school hicks ]



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I'm from Washington, D.C. No it's not. It has a handful of


Sep 29, 2011, 1:56 PM

grads. Has no media following at all.

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No one is from DC fella, I lived there.


Sep 29, 2011, 2:03 PM

As far as VT, it is as Appalachia as you can get. When you get tucked in the hills there, you resort to feeling up your sister I guess.

Do not hate because your sister rejected you, so now you think you are "above all the VT grads" because you didn't sleep with your sister. If she wasn't into your older brother so much she may had let you.

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I was born and raised in McLean, VA, a Washington, D.C.


Sep 29, 2011, 2:05 PM

suburb. Been there my entire life. Apparently someone is from there.

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A suburb of DC is not DC


Sep 29, 2011, 2:08 PM

It is a Suburb of DC.

So, if you have been there your whole life, then you did not actually go to VT. They are not exactly that close to each other.

You cannot even hear the banjo music from McLean.

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If you had lived in D.C. then you'd know that "D.C." is a


Sep 29, 2011, 2:29 PM

colloqualism for the Washington, D.C. suburbs in the same way that people who live in "Chicago" don't necessarily have a Chicago address or even live in Illinois (Indiana has a suburb that is greater Chicago).

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There's something in them hills


Sep 29, 2011, 3:34 PM [ in reply to No one is from DC fella, I lived there. ]

sound familar??? Both colleges are about the same distance off the Appalachian Trail

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Fiat Justitia et Pereat Mundus


Wrong... I live in DC too and there is a huge WVU alumni


Sep 29, 2011, 2:17 PM [ in reply to I'm from Washington, D.C. No it's not. It has a handful of ]

base as well as Clemson

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"something in these hills..." -joe sherman


Define "huge"? The D.C. market has fans from every corner of


Sep 29, 2011, 2:31 PM

the earth as its a melting pot. I know alums of UCLA, PSU, Harvard, Yale, Kansas, UNC, etc. But by no measure is there a "huge" contingency of WVU or Clemson fans. WVU doesn't even get media coverage in the D.C. market.

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Nice handle.***


Sep 29, 2011, 2:50 PM



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We're friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge, I get in my boat and save your retarded a$$.


Thx. Maybe I should register it with the feds like you***


Sep 29, 2011, 2:52 PM



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This ® is because I donate to this site so you can visit for


Sep 29, 2011, 3:25 PM

free. Enjoy your stay and please return Sunday to eat crow.

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We're friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge, I get in my boat and save your retarded a$$.


Its an "inside" joke...***


Sep 29, 2011, 4:56 PM [ in reply to Nice handle.*** ]



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Neither does UMD. If you want to talk about an alumni base


Sep 29, 2011, 3:00 PM [ in reply to Define "huge"? The D.C. market has fans from every corner of ]

in DC look at Penn State

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"something in these hills..." -joe sherman


Aren't you forgetting those great Terp fans in College...


Sep 29, 2011, 2:58 PM [ in reply to I'm from Washington, D.C. No it's not. It has a handful of ]

...Park?

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J. Marc Edwards
Cary, NC


You have seen everything...including


Sep 29, 2011, 1:58 PM [ in reply to A South Carolinian trying to call a D.C. market school hicks ]

you naked sister.
Of course, we've all seen that...unfortunately.


Now shut your pie hole and get back to cooking meth.

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Since there's no way you're a college grad I won't hold


Sep 29, 2011, 2:00 PM

your idiocy against Clemson University. All fan bases have mouth breathing morons as fans.

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False


Sep 29, 2011, 2:01 PM

I have a masters degree
but go right on trying to convince me (and yourself)
that you're Frazier Craine.

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So does Clemson give out degrees to people who have


Sep 29, 2011, 2:04 PM

grasp of English grammar at the same level as Mexican migrant workers? I give Clemson more credit than that.

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I LOVE IT!!! Keep going, Doctor!***


Sep 29, 2011, 2:04 PM



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Hey big Man, let me hold a dollar***


Sep 29, 2011, 2:47 PM [ in reply to False ]



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Fiat Justitia et Pereat Mundus


Re: Hey big Man, let me hold a dollar***


Sep 29, 2011, 2:54 PM

Point for the Dub reference.

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you never gave me the point***


Sep 29, 2011, 3:25 PM



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Fiat Justitia et Pereat Mundus


thanks***


Sep 29, 2011, 10:43 PM [ in reply to Re: Hey big Man, let me hold a dollar*** ]



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Fiat Justitia et Pereat Mundus


Lulz. Blacksburg = "DC Market"***


Sep 29, 2011, 2:15 PM [ in reply to A South Carolinian trying to call a D.C. market school hicks ]



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Blacksburg isn't the VT "market" the same way Coral Gables


Sep 29, 2011, 2:34 PM

isn't the Miami market. That you can't understand that is somewhat breathtaking.

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By that logic then we are an Atlanta market school.


Sep 29, 2011, 2:39 PM

Meanwhile, you are still just ashamed of your school's backwoods surroundings. The Napoleon complex is strong with you guys.

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Huh? What you're saying doesn't even make sense


Sep 29, 2011, 2:46 PM

Yes, VT is located in Blacksburg, Va. That doesn't mean Blacksburg, Va is our TV market. The entire commonwealth of Virginia plus the greater Washington, D.C. suburbs is the prime VT tv market. Is Coral Gables Miami's sole TV market or does it have fan following in Miami and throughout the state of Florida?

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Sorry guy but they are about the same back woodsness


Sep 29, 2011, 2:49 PM [ in reply to By that logic then we are an Atlanta market school. ]

as Clemson. very similar actually. Christiansburg is Anderson sizeish and Roanoke is right there with Greenville.

Both Clemson and Blacksburg are about the same

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Fiat Justitia et Pereat Mundus


I was with you until you equated Roanoke and Greenville.


Sep 29, 2011, 6:53 PM

Greenville's metro area is significantly larger than Roanoke's. It is not even close.

I would also argue that Blacksburg is more rural than Clemson, although both are obviously not urban campuses.

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"All those 'Fire Brownell' guys can kiss it." -Joseph Girard III

"Everybody needs to know that Coach Brownell is arguably the best coach to come through Clemson." -PJ Hall


Close enough for arguments sake. Been in Roanoke


Sep 29, 2011, 7:00 PM

Lately. I was surprisred when I moved up here.

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Fiat Justitia et Pereat Mundus


Nothing against Roanoke, but Greenville is twice as big.


Sep 30, 2011, 1:41 AM

I don't consider that a reasonable comparison at all.

Greenville metro area (MSA) - population 636,986
Roanoke metro area (MSA) - population 303,418

Greenville-Spartanburg metro is 1,203,795 according to the 2006 census estimate.

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"All those 'Fire Brownell' guys can kiss it." -Joseph Girard III

"Everybody needs to know that Coach Brownell is arguably the best coach to come through Clemson." -PJ Hall


Yeah, Roanoke doesn't have the Simpsonville, Mauldins


Sep 30, 2011, 8:33 AM

Easleys and Powdersvilles around it either. just Salem

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I don't give a crap !***


Sep 29, 2011, 2:23 PM [ in reply to A South Carolinian trying to call a D.C. market school hicks ]



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"something in these hills..." -joe sherman


Not sure about the whole DC market thing. You're closer to


Sep 29, 2011, 4:54 PM [ in reply to A South Carolinian trying to call a D.C. market school hicks ]

Charlotte. Arseface.

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Re: Listen up Hokies!!


Sep 29, 2011, 1:54 PM

Out of touch, much? In 2003, VT had the world's third fastest computer with their 1,100 Apple G5 array. Even now, after changing to an 1,100 X-Serve array and with numerous countries funding national supercomputers, theirs is still the seventh fastest in the world. That's not a Commodore 64 at the library. It is 64-bit technology, though. I know. You "don't care" about the facts.

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Nerds Nerds Nerds Nerds Nerds !!!!!!!!!!!!***


Sep 29, 2011, 1:56 PM



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Re: Nerds Nerds Nerds Nerds Nerds !!!!!!!!!!!!***


Sep 29, 2011, 1:57 PM

That's the best you can do?

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Just be glad he isnt there


Sep 29, 2011, 2:00 PM

to give you the wedgie you deserve

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Re: Nerds Nerds Nerds Nerds Nerds Nerds!!!!!!!!!!!!***


Sep 29, 2011, 2:10 PM [ in reply to Re: Nerds Nerds Nerds Nerds Nerds !!!!!!!!!!!!*** ]

see what I did there? I one upped him...

I am a genious...

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Actually, you're completely wrong


Sep 29, 2011, 2:03 PM [ in reply to Re: Listen up Hokies!! ]

You are nowhere to be found on the supercomputing ranks:

http://www.top500.org/list/2011/06/100

Your XServes are no longer manufactured, and are obsolete. You barely cracked #65 on the list a handful of years back when this was launched.

64-bit technology is not a silver bullet for speed, so that too is a useless tidbit.

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Re: Actually, you're completely wrong


Sep 29, 2011, 2:16 PM

My bad. Third at one point, seventh in 2004. Obviously things have changed. That's from your site.

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Wrong again. You weren't ranked third then or now, and


Sep 29, 2011, 2:24 PM

if we're dealing in the past, Clemson was (62nd in 2008), and currently is, ranked higher (96th) than VT (Not ranked):

http://www.clemson.edu/newsroom/articles/2008/june/TOP500_Computing.php5

http://www.top500.org/list/2011/06/100

So...

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response: "Well, uhhhh, we invented the abacus."***


Sep 29, 2011, 2:25 PM



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Dude, you got completely owned.***


Sep 29, 2011, 4:38 PM [ in reply to Re: Actually, you're completely wrong ]



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There's something in these hills.


NERD PWN***


Sep 29, 2011, 2:17 PM [ in reply to Actually, you're completely wrong ]



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Then tuck that super fast thing under your arm and come get


Sep 29, 2011, 2:22 PM [ in reply to Re: Listen up Hokies!! ]

your

PUNCH IN THE MOUTH ! ! !

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Brad Brownell: Only Larry freaking Shyatt has a WORSE overall winning percentage among Clemson basketball coaches since 1975. Let that sink in. It's Larry Shyatt & then Brad Brownell.


Best post I've read on here in a while.


Sep 29, 2011, 2:00 PM

Well done.

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Re: Listen up Hokies!!


Sep 29, 2011, 2:06 PM

BuzzPaw=BuzzSaw! H3ll Yeah!


SPOT THE BALL!!!!!!!!!

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FINALLY!!! Someone gets my name's meaning!***


Sep 29, 2011, 2:07 PM



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Re: Listen up Hokies!!


Sep 29, 2011, 2:21 PM

Where's the southern hospitality that SC is known for? Not being a gentleman doesn't make you or your school look good at all. Of course I would never judge an entire community based on the negativity and ignorance that makes YOU look like the uneducated/uncultured hick. I live in Charleston, and have never had the displeasure of meeting anyone like you, THANK GOD.

This paragraph is funny, though.

We're going to do our thing and pile 12 tons of hurt on you (where in the world did you find that much hurt?). Dont expect sweetness....expect a punch in the mouth. We think you are inbred, dog fightin', dirty playin', cheatin', scumbag monkey humpers (No one here actually thinks that. Who is the "we" you are referring to??)


Now I'm sure that you're going to have something nasty to say, but "I DON'T CARE!"

Thanks!
-A Southern Belle

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Of course you've never met him before.


Sep 29, 2011, 2:23 PM

He doesn't go in the kitchen much.

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Re: Of course you've never met him before.


Sep 29, 2011, 7:01 PM

Bet she's barefoot, too. And I think I mighta knocked her up last night. OOOOOOOOPS!

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The definition of awesome!


It's Thursday before GAMEDAY ! ! We ran outta hospitality


Sep 29, 2011, 2:25 PM [ in reply to Re: Listen up Hokies!! ]

late Wednesday night.

Shoulda been here - it was nice.

NOW COME GET YOU SOME PAIN ! ! ! ( and bring a fresh sammich with you ! )

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Brad Brownell: Only Larry freaking Shyatt has a WORSE overall winning percentage among Clemson basketball coaches since 1975. Let that sink in. It's Larry Shyatt & then Brad Brownell.


WE WANT THE MEATLOAF!!! NOW!!!***


Sep 29, 2011, 2:38 PM [ in reply to Re: Listen up Hokies!! ]



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Um, you do realize where you are, right?


Sep 29, 2011, 2:46 PM [ in reply to Re: Listen up Hokies!! ]

Now go cook something!

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Re: Listen up Hokies!!


Sep 29, 2011, 2:50 PM [ in reply to Re: Listen up Hokies!! ]

VTgirl you talk about hospitality but where was VT's when we sang our Alma Mater last year? That happened after we let ya'll run down "OUR" hill. Also after we gave ya'll a moment of silence. We tried to be hospitable, but we there is no reciprocation then we have lost our faith in ya'll being hospitable. Just a question though how many times have you been hit in the head with mini bottles?

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Re: Listen up Hokies!!


Sep 29, 2011, 4:12 PM

Last year?? I thought that was '07? I wasn't at the game, so I can't speak for the VT fans that were. I do apologize and hope that if any of you take a trip up to Blacksburg on Saturday our fans with treat you with respect and the hospitality that I'm talking about.


I've never been hit with a mini bottle.
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=2640969

http://thesportaholicnews.blogspot.com/2006/10/bottle-that-hit-coach-was-from-tigers.html

I'm not sure how that question really applies to me, though.

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Is this really the best the Clemson fanbase has to offer?


Sep 29, 2011, 3:07 PM

Embarrassing

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Says the moron trolling a Clemson board***


Sep 29, 2011, 3:08 PM



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Re: Says the moron trolling a Clemson board***


Sep 29, 2011, 3:11 PM

I haven't trolled at all. Go back and re-read my posts. I've done nothing but try to talk football (and try to protect a 16 year old girl from being virtually raped by a couple of your posters. Way over the line)

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"Virtually Raped"? What does that even mean? Have you


Sep 29, 2011, 3:34 PM

been on the interweb long?

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Praise be. We agree on something***


Sep 29, 2011, 4:08 PM



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Fiat Justitia et Pereat Mundus


Point for agreeing...A virtual miracle!***


Sep 29, 2011, 4:29 PM



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like wise***


Sep 29, 2011, 4:50 PM



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Fiat Justitia et Pereat Mundus


It's hyperbole.


Sep 29, 2011, 3:19 PM [ in reply to Is this really the best the Clemson fanbase has to offer? ]

It's also obvious.

There's also a way to not see it - that being to leave this board.

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Re: Listen up Hokies!!


Sep 29, 2011, 5:47 PM

What a well thought-out, thoroughly intelligent post. Who says Neanderthals can't write??

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