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Sixth grade humor
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Oct 7, 2022, 10:55 AM
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MfOjr: "Daddy, what do you get when you cross a Collie, Labrador and a Dalmation?"
Me: "Um, a mut?"
MfOjr: "A Collaboration."
Enjoy your weekend everyone! Listening to some 80's music and ready for some Clemson football.
Go Tigers!!!
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Oldie but a goodie
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Oct 7, 2022, 11:10 AM
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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
Elephino. Get it?
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Re: Oldie but a goodie
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Oct 7, 2022, 11:16 AM
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 I get it! I better not tell him that yet.
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Re: Oldie but a goodie
Oct 7, 2022, 11:25 AM
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Q: What do you get when you cross a Donkey with a Rino?
A: Someone you don't want to vote for.
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I truly LOL'd... I'll never forget, a kid asked the teacher
Oct 7, 2022, 11:26 AM
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that question in 6th grade, which would be 1969. She said - I don't know, and when he said "elephino" with a smirk, we were all in shock at first, and then started laughing. She turned a bit red in the face and tried to suppress a grin. You have to understand, back then... even the implication of "hel1 if I know" could've been a big deal, in school. Fortunately for him, she was a good sport about it.
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Re: Sixth grade humor
Oct 7, 2022, 11:44 AM
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Fun. I’ll play along.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a Georgia Bulldog?
Nothing. There’s some things even a pig won’t do.
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Re: Sixth grade humor
Oct 7, 2022, 11:50 AM
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What do you have if you put 32 Gamecock cheerleaders in the same room?
A full set of teeth!
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You speak the truth***
Oct 7, 2022, 2:13 PM
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I'm more in shock that Jr. is in the 6th grade now!***
Oct 7, 2022, 1:30 PM
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Me too. He's already wanting the keys to the truck.
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Oct 7, 2022, 1:36 PM
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Growing up so fast.
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Lol, when I was almost 12, my Dad bought a junker '53 Ford
Oct 7, 2022, 3:15 PM
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Country Squire Station Wagon off a guy for $25. He turned around and handed me the keys, and said "Take this around the field roads and learn to drive a car." (I had already been driving farm tractors for awhile.) My, how times have changed. That clunker, in exactly the same shape it was in, would be worth probably around six to ten grand today.
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Re: Sixth grade humor
Oct 7, 2022, 2:23 PM
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I got one since the holidays are around the corner…..
What do you call a wreath made out of 100 dollar bills?
Aretha Franklins
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Re: Sixth grade humor
Oct 7, 2022, 2:33 PM
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hope i haven't told this one before:what vegetable should you NEVER take on a boat?............leeks.follow up:where does a boat go when it's sick?.........to the doc.
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Re: Sixth grade humor
Oct 7, 2022, 3:05 PM
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How did the Boston College hockey team drown?...Spring training! :0)
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That's actually pretty doggone good! I like a good prey on
Oct 7, 2022, 3:40 PM
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words.
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