Topic: You guys seen these funky rock helmets?
Replies: 16   Last Post: Sep 26, 2013 8:45 PM by: dark side of the moo®
This topic has been archived - replies are not allowed.

[ Archives - Tiger Boards Archive ]
Start New Topic
Replies: 16  

You guys seen these funky rock helmets?

Posted: Sep 25, 2013 4:35 PM

COLUMBIA - The Universty of South Carolina's football team will soon wear new helmets featuring the school's signature stone, crystal meth.

Head coach Steve Spurrier announced "“When you look at this helmet, it’s not flashy, but it means a tremendous amount to this University. The outside world may have to do a double-take, but the Cocky Nation will know exactly what it is: Crystal Methamphetamine! And it’s something we’re proud of. The reason I like it, is because it represents what this program and this University are built on. Each piece, in its place, serving its purpose, doing its job, and when it’s all working together, it’s rock solid and it’s something special. That Cocky Stone … represents what we’re all about!"

Spurrier went on to say that a special team training session was called to acclimate the player to the new look. "We had to tell them, 'Look, this s***t isn't real, so don't be trying to sell it, or hold a torch to it, or scrape pieces of it off.'". Despite the warnings, the school has ordered an additional 87 replacement helmets, just in case.

2019 white level memberbadge-donor-05yr.jpg

thumbs up +10 hilarious!***

Posted: Sep 25, 2013 4:40 PM

Re: You guys seen these funky rock helmets? what a cheap

Posted: Sep 25, 2013 4:52 PM

attempt at points and currying favor. well played. Thumbs up



Posted: Sep 25, 2013 5:21 PM

2019 student level memberbadge-donor-10yr.jpg

There's something in these hills.

Honorary team captains will be

Posted: Sep 25, 2013 6:32 PM

Walter White and Jesse Pinkman


Posted: Sep 26, 2013 8:07 AM

This could be the greatest post in Tigernet history.

Or perhaps the greatest post in the history of the internet.

"Look, this **** ain't real, so don't be trying to sell it or chip pieces off it"

absolutely hysterical!

Re: You guys seen these funky rock helmets?

Posted: Sep 26, 2013 9:42 AM

Now that is funny right there....I don't care who you are.....Sad, but funny!! Go TIGERS!!!!!

Jesus, Marie...its a MINERAL.***

Posted: Sep 26, 2013 3:02 PM

They don't teach geology on the short bus***

Posted: Sep 26, 2013 3:48 PM

2019 white level memberbadge-donor-05yr.jpg

Re: You guys seen these funky rock helmets?

Posted: Sep 26, 2013 3:09 PM

Completely lost it at my desk!!!!
I needed that!

2019 orange level memberbadge-donor-05yr.jpg


They're bona-fide!

Posted: Sep 26, 2013 3:24 PM
heisenberg.jpg(33.6 K)

They are officially certified to break bad!

2019 white level memberbadge-donor-15yr.jpgbadge-ringofhonor-revdodd.jpg

Coke-y Stone Helmets?***

Posted: Sep 26, 2013 3:29 PM

2019 orange level memberbadge-donor-10yr.jpg

Best Is The Standard


Posted: Sep 26, 2013 4:43 PM


Posted: Sep 26, 2013 7:16 PM

Re: You guys seen these funky rock helmets?

Posted: Sep 26, 2013 7:23 PM

there are no words to express my feelings at this moment....

2019 white level memberbadge-donor-10yr.jpg

I heard they first made them out of chicken ####

Posted: Sep 26, 2013 7:30 PM

but they were too soft.

dems purdy... according to my aunt Geneva

Posted: Sep 26, 2013 8:45 PM

2019 white level memberbadge-donor-10yr.jpg

Young men think old men are fools; but old men KNOW young men are fools. George Chapman (1559 - 1634)

Replies: 16  


FB GAME: ACC Championship
FOR SALE: 4 great seats for National Championship game. Section 229, Row 1 asking $500 for all.

Buy or Sell CU Tickets and More in Tiger Tickets!

[ Archives - Tiger Boards Archive ]
Start New Topic
8474 people have read this post