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All-TigerNet [13888]
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THE PROCESS HAS....BEGUN!!!!!!
Aug 29, 2014, 8:41 AM
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I have returned from the dreaded DT. It does, however, give me an opportunity to regroup, resharpen, and revamp my methods. I spent six weeks in Cambodia this summer. I traveled to a remote village in Siberia, and I went to a village in Africa to meet with a warlord. I have some new ideas and few new toys for the pregame rituals.
Late last week I got two bulldogs. One was a puppy, the other (an alleged) stud.
First let me say that these are the weakest, fattest, out of shape, struggling to breathe on their own dogs I've ever encountered.
Last night I skinned that puppy. Once you dry the folds of fat puppy skin in the oven, they make really nice handwarmers. I'll use them later this year. I boiled that dog in vinegar and ate him during the second quarter of the Aggie fest last night. That was the foulest meat I've ever tasted. I made it gross on purpose so I would be angry for tonight's session with that full grown slobbering pile of weezing fat rolls in my garage.
I've got a deep cycle marine battery, a barber's razor, jumper cables, an acetalyne torch, tin snips, and all night long to purify the sacrifice.
So you go about your polite tailgate parties. I work in the dark. That dog will have no teeth with which to bite our Tigers.
So between the hedges, our boys will rattle their bones, knock Hutson Mason's lungs loose, and put the doubters to bed. Tomorrow night will be special for the Tiger Nation.
Buckle up, buttercup......it is finally time!
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110%er [7657]
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Re: THE PROCESS HAS....BEGUN!!!!!!
Aug 29, 2014, 9:16 AM
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This about wraps it up for the pregame. We've had O.J. going strong with the countdown all year, we got Suzi's lookalikes, the Pigskin Prophet, and finally BuzzPaw's sacrifice. Well done Tnetters!
It's on!
RevDodd's Sunday sermon is up next.
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Orange Blooded [2537]
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Hey BuzzPaw! need to borrow my spiked bat & rusty hacksaw?
Aug 29, 2014, 9:21 AM
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Sounds about right...
For the dawgs, it's gonna be all snails & puppydawg tails!!!
GO TIGERS!!!
KICK MUTT BUTT!!!
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All-TigerNet [13888]
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My tools start squeaky clean. I like the rust to come
Aug 29, 2014, 9:50 AM
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from the biological matter left after each process
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Rock Defender [53]
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Re: THE PROCESS HAS....BEGUN!!!!!!
Aug 29, 2014, 9:19 AM
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YES
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Team Captain [475]
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I bet nobody ever calls you a pantywaist.***
Aug 29, 2014, 9:54 AM
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Legend [15914]
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Wow.. I had hard time reading this much
Aug 29, 2014, 10:02 AM
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less thinking it up in my head.
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All-TigerNet [13888]
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What do you mean, "thinking it up"?
Aug 29, 2014, 10:03 AM
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You act like it's fiction
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Legend [18133]
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Re: What do you mean, "thinking it up"?
Aug 29, 2014, 10:26 AM
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Gotta be a newb.
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110%er [6653]
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Like your confidence....when you gonna let Jr and Mrs Paw
Aug 25, 2014, 9:09 AM
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have some fun?
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