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THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!!!

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Posted: Sep 20, 2017 10:46 AM
 

Here. We. GO! I dont give a pickled rat's @ss if this offends you. It's not always about the individual. It's about the Tigers.
We are in the midst of a wonderful era. I know! I know it was great to dominate that turd herd
from KY. I know it's tough to get excited about playing a team that lost to Weak Florist by 30.
I know BC's coach looks like he teaches Drivers Ed half the day before he coaches the JV.

But this isnt about BC. It's about the excellence of the Tigers. The whole travel roster will play. I mean, did anyone else wonder why two guys didnt see the field last week? Yikes

So Junior and I went to Boston on Sunday and got back early this morning. Those people have a strange way of talking. We took the van up to Boston and found a small dehydrated eagle. Good goshamighty I'm tired of poultry! What else can I do???? I have made bird feet necklaces. I've plucked them, fried them whole.

So this weekend....I'm going to eat one live. I'm going to pull that bird from the cage in the garage. I havent cut my fingernails in months. I'm using a file to sharpen them to razor sharp points. I'm going to pierce it's feathery flesh and sink my fingers up to the second knuckle in the warm wet flesh of a flailing bird. As it screeches, I'll pull large chunks of it from its bones and feast in a bath of gore and blood. Bits of flesh and sinew will stain my warrior face. When the dust settles on Saturday evening, I'll wash the stench of death from me.....celebrate into the night....and await my next hunt.

Get ready. Stay sharp. And BUCKLE UP!!!


I guess I didnt make the Lunge this week

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Posted: Sep 20, 2017 2:27 PM
 

huh, hotsawce


Re: THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!!!


Posted: Sep 21, 2017 2:37 PM
 

@gGumby
You looking for me, Gumby?


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Posted: Sep 21, 2017 2:38 PM
 

Gumby


More shameless bumps in this thread than

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Posted: Sep 21, 2017 2:55 PM
 

on Charlie Sheen's hooker's tiddies on a Sattidy night.


Re: More shameless bumps in this thread than***

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Posted: Sep 21, 2017 2:57 PM
 





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Re: More shameless bumps in this thread than***

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Posted: Sep 21, 2017 4:54 PM
 



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Maybe the process didn't begin yet***

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Posted: Sep 21, 2017 3:14 PM
 




Re: Maybe the process didn't begin yet***


Posted: Sep 21, 2017 3:40 PM
 

So are you planning on doing the same thing next week with the turkeys from Virginia Tech?


Ok... Who downvoted this?....***


Posted: Sep 21, 2017 5:14 PM
 




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