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Topic: SEC announces the "eSECuses Awards for the 2018 season"
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SEC announces the "eSECuses Awards for the 2018 season"

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Posted: Jul 21, 2019 7:31 PM
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For all the categories the SEC finds most important in college football that others overlook:

1. Pre-Season Recruiting Champion: Georgia
2. Spring Game National Champion: Alabama
3. Most Physical Team of the Season: Georgia
4. Most Fatigued Team at the end of a Season: Alabama
5. Team players looking most towards the NFL Award: Alabama
6. Team most not wanting to be there, in a National Championship game: Alabama
7. Best Moral Victory: South Carolina v. Virginia
8. Most Hyped Team: Alabama
9. Best Bridesmade Team: Georgia
10. Tour-de-France Cycling In Award for most gullible fans expecting greatness: South Carolina

Most Hyped Player Award: Tua Turntheballova, for a GREAT long ball and no touch or ability to read defenses
Coach of the Year Award: Nick "It's my fault. I hired a worthless unfocused staff" Saban

Congratulations to the winners! Now let's get ready for the 2019 Season! It Just Means More Excuses!


Re: SEC announces the "eSECuses Awards for the 2018 season"

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Posted: Jul 21, 2019 7:33 PM
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Number 7 is really SCAR vs. Clemson since that 21 point loss "felt like a win" and “proved that they could hang with the Big Dogs."

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Re: SEC announces the "eSECuses Awards for the 2018 season"

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Posted: Jul 21, 2019 8:25 PM
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Now and forever:

"He pushed off."

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Re: SEC announces the "eSECuses Awards for the 2018 season"

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Posted: Jul 21, 2019 8:38 PM
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UofSeC is already trying to pre-claim their 2019 eSECuses award for “toughest schedule “. They don’t really have the toughest schedule, it’s merely pro-rated as toughest for them based on their level of suckiness. But they’re never going to let any half-baked excuse go to waste.

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