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NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS

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Posted: Nov 4, 2019 4:44 PM
 

We all know Dave Doeren will whine
When Dabo says, “Vict’ry is mine.”
He’ll say, “That’s not fair!
You’re bullies! You scare!
You bigots are anti-lupine!”

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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS


Posted: Nov 4, 2019 4:48 PM
 

Though triggered by laptops and such,
There’s nothing that irks Dave as much
As losing to teams
Whose talent extremes
Make Pack Ball look like 2-hand touch.

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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS


Posted: Nov 4, 2019 4:49 PM
 

There once was a punk named Doren, his football program was quiet borin’ the Tigers will snack on the wolves from the pack while Dabo orders more towels!


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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS

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Posted: Nov 4, 2019 4:55 PM
 

Hey, speaking of commandeered towels,
I hope when the poor Wolfpack scowls
And gets scared again,
They’ll have nine or ten
Absorbent ones fit for loose bowels.

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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS

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Posted: Nov 4, 2019 5:08 PM
 

Tigers are headed up to Raleigh town,
Time to smack those Wolfies around!
Etienne is ready to ramble
Leaving State's D in shambles
Beating the Pack is an annual beatdown!

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There once were some puppies from Raleigh,

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Posted: Nov 4, 2019 5:28 PM
 

Who couldn't beat a team of Somalis.
They loved to bark and howl,
But when they heard a deep growl,
They knew poking a Tiger was their folly.


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Posted: Nov 4, 2019 5:30 PM
 

the Wolfpack because they suc

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Posted: Nov 4, 2019 5:44 PM
 

NCSU with her "cootish" fans scowl
Will attack Trev by stealing his towel.
But lasers to Ross
Will show'em who's boss.
Leaving the pups, at the moon, to howl.


(Maybe they all should be read before throwing one out there . . . Sorry!)




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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS


Posted: Nov 5, 2019 6:13 AM
 

Of all ACC’s coaching faces,
The one I would boot with my laces
Is sportsman-abhorrin’,
Annoying Dave Doeren.
Of derpface, he has severe cases.

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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS


Posted: Nov 5, 2019 6:17 AM
 

There’s trouble afoot up in Raleigh.
The scrutiny’s on the WolfCollie
Who howls at the calls
Sans game-winning balls -
Methinks their Board tires of his folly.

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The woofie fans will all get real toasted

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Posted: Nov 5, 2019 6:48 AM
 

for a team that thus far has just coasted.
But soon the Tigers arrive,
and I'm talking no jive,
the woofies rear ends will get roasted.

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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS

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Posted: Nov 6, 2019 7:48 AM
 

The CFP’s not automatic.
The process is sorely dramatic,
But hail to the victor.
I’ll be a predictor –
This Wolfpack beatdown gets emphatic...

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Posted: Nov 6, 2019 8:26 AM
 

NC State will have no luck
The CFP Committee responses suck
Clemson is 5th in the poll
Just watch the Tigers roll
The CFP Committee responses suck

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Posted: Nov 6, 2019 11:19 AM
 

I called Doeren up and said, “Sir,
I fear these first rankings will stir
The Clemson machine
To prowess unseen
In history.” He just said, “Durrrrrrr...”

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Posted: Nov 6, 2019 4:10 PM
 

We’re going for three in four years,
Though pundits doubt that, it appears.
The Wolfpack will BURN BLACK,
For Clemson will EARN BACK
It’s rightful kingship through Wolf tears.

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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS


Posted: Nov 6, 2019 4:21 PM
 

The first CFP Ranking's an insult?
Knuckles in dirt determine the result . . .
I pity the fool
We're about to school,
As they'll be seeking a Ben-gay consult!!!




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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS


Posted: Nov 8, 2019 7:46 AM
 

How many Pack fans will be comin?
The visitors’ side will be hummin,
But somethin tells me
We’re not gonna see
A full house. Their fans prefer slummin.

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Posted: Nov 8, 2019 10:11 AM
 

These State boys sho’ love dem tobaccers!
I wonder which holes are mo’ blackers -
The ones up in space
Or ones in the face
Of Pack fans with chaw in their smackers?

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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS


Posted: Nov 8, 2019 5:30 PM
 

These pups will be muzzled and heeled.
Their fate for tomorrow is sealed.
In fear, they will bunch-up
And quiver and hunch-up
And drop a big turd on the field.

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Posted: Nov 8, 2019 10:18 PM
 

Tomorrow is gonna look mean.
While Doeren with envy looks green,
We’ll wallop his Pack
And never look back -
I think 32’s a bit lean...

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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS


Posted: Nov 9, 2019 6:20 AM
 

Go get one ‘nem red Solo cuppies
And fill it with water and guppies,
Then load up a shell
And blow ‘em to he!l -
It’s like that when Tigers play Puppies.

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