My attempt at a Dr. Suess Tiger tribute that just went wrong

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Posted: Dec 17, 2017 3:03 AM

I like these Tigers in a house, with a mouse, here and there. I like them playing football, baseball, golf, and now god willing, tournament basketball. I like these Tigers Frenetic or Frantic, focused yet manic. I like my Tigers here and there. I like my Tigers chances of winning anywhere!!

So by the day championship football approaches. Once again the elephant encroaches. I love my Tigers Sam I am! Anywhere! You got that.?! ..anyw@@&$(;:@“$**. Grrr...aghlove my Tigers Sam I am! I love my Tigers, and now the BS rhymes end and the pain begins as it so happens your rein is over and we will bathe in the tears of your broken stinky fly ridden elephant corpses and regail rejoyasly without hate in memory of your destruction, fall asleep to dreams of your faded glory, wake up after a few hours of the best sleep we’ve ever had, and do it all again in the Natty all the while wishing you were the ones that had made it there so that we may have finished you properly in the final. Sam I am!!!

My attempt at a Dr. Suess Tiger tribute that just went wrong

Well?

I think I need drugs to really appreciate this***

Definitely acid worthy. Are ludes still around?***