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Topic: Just thought of this in pure jest.
Replies: 11   Last Post: Dec 12, 2018 6:05 AM by: Tigerdug23®
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Just thought of this in pure jest.

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Posted: Dec 10, 2018 8:28 PM
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Jesse Palmer's coats are so tight.

How tight are they?


If he___________________________________________



Fill in the blank, just for fun.

I'll post mine later if someone doesn't beat me to it.


If he coughed, he'd lose every button.

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Posted: Dec 10, 2018 9:21 PM
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Sorry, too obvious but somebody had to start it!

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Re: Just thought of this in pure jest.

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Posted: Dec 10, 2018 9:26 PM
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"If he didn't host a baking show you might think he was straight"


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Posted: Dec 10, 2018 9:42 PM
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If he bought a mansierre, he’d be wasting his money.


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If he wears a white one he looks like the sta-puft

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Posted: Dec 10, 2018 9:44 PM
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marshmallow man.

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If he had to yodel . . .

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Posted: Dec 10, 2018 9:47 PM
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It would sound like a rubber duckie squeaky toy.

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Re: Just thought of this in pure jest.

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Posted: Dec 10, 2018 10:30 PM
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had any balls..he wouldn't now.

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Posted: Dec 10, 2018 10:40 PM
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If he was 10 yrs old, they would fit.

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If he had open heart surgery . . .

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Posted: Dec 10, 2018 10:59 PM
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He wouldn't need a pillow to hold close when he coughed.

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Re: Just thought of this in pure jest.

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Posted: Dec 10, 2018 11:14 PM
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If he farted, his shoes would fly off


You guys are PURE GOLD in my book.


Posted: Dec 11, 2018 11:33 PM
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My contribution:

If he sneezed, that one button would shatter the camera lens upon dislodgment


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Posted: Dec 12, 2018 6:05 AM
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You couldn't wedge a pickle in his armpit .

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