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Legend [16375]
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GT Week Limericks
Oct 23, 2017, 6:27 PM
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Ol' Pawl and his boys have a plan-uh,
But we'll shut down ev'ry last man-uh.
Their smoldering Wreck
Might not make the trek
Back home to its nerds in Atlanta.
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Re: GT Week Limericks
Oct 23, 2017, 6:38 PM
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'Tween Johnson, his turkey-neck wrinkles,
His offense (quite prone to some kinkles),
And Clemson at night,
Conditions are right
To beat him so bad that he tinkles.
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Re: GT Week Limericks
Oct 23, 2017, 8:54 PM
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Its gonna be really cold...
Bees freeze in the cold been told..
Our D will be feisty..
Flying fast and nasty...
Cuz their boring a$$ offense is old....
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Legend [16375]
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Re: GT Week Limericks
Oct 23, 2017, 9:25 PM
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In cold, when the food supply's lean,
The swarm gets less eager, less keen.
They hide in the hive
To try to survive.
Does that make Paul Johnson a queen?
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Legend [16375]
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Re: GT Week Limericks
Oct 23, 2017, 9:28 PM
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There's more to GT than you'd think -
Complexities so deep you'd sink.
The offense requires
What no team desires:
A codger and players who stink.
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CU Medallion [51535]
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Re: GT Week Limericks
Oct 23, 2017, 9:40 PM
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It's been two long weeks since a game
GT comes to town and they claim:
"your team is all hurt"
but Tigers all blurt:
"you're in for a loss all the same"
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Re: GT Week Limericks
Oct 23, 2017, 9:56 PM
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The Jackets are pretty good, ya know
They probably should be seven and oh.
Their gift to the Vols was just insane
And almost as bad against the Hurricane
But a real beat down by the Tigers will be apropos.
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Re: GT Week Limericks
Oct 23, 2017, 10:35 PM
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The Jackets have been putting on quite a show
Leading the nation in rushing, ya know.
But nothing like our D-line have they seen
Our front four will treat them oh so mean
And the Jacket O will have nowhere to go!
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Re: GT Week Limericks
Oct 23, 2017, 11:13 PM
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I don't know what the Jackets have in store
But one thing I know for shore
Ole Paul Johnson sure looks nasty
Like he just went through angioplasty
Let's kick Ole Sour Puss right out the door
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+1 for rhyming angioplasty***
Oct 27, 2017, 4:14 PM
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Re: GT Week Limericks
Oct 23, 2017, 11:24 PM
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Kelly Bryant may have had a concussion
And the Jackets may be leading the nation in rushin'
But when Big Dex and company finish smacking them around
They will be ready to get out of town
The Tigers own the Bees, there will be no discussion.
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Re: GT Week Limericks
Oct 23, 2017, 11:56 PM
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We’ve taken out Jackson and Stidham
And sent a big L back home with ‘em.
Those were great wins indeed,
But right now what we need
Is to teach longtallsam a little rhythm.
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Clemson's death has been Exaggerated...
Oct 24, 2017, 12:17 AM
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The pundits STILL say we're overrated...
We will not back down..
Say to h3ll with the clowns...
In the end the haters will feel jaded.....
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Re: GT Week Limericks
Oct 24, 2017, 6:38 AM
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We've struggled some - let's not pretend.
But one thing we darn well defend?
This triple-O crap.
Put on your jock strap!
O'Daniel awaits 'round the end...
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Re: GT Week Limericks
Oct 26, 2017, 7:45 AM
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The nerds? They can sure keep a tally.
They're sharp, and at times they can rally.
But Tech, it is clear
You won't engineer
A 'dubya' this week in Death Valley.
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Re: GT Week Limericks
Oct 24, 2017, 8:03 AM
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What happened up there in the 'Cuse
Was, team-wide, a letdown to lose.
But two weeks of stewin'
And healthy butt-chewin'?
The Bees we will thrash and abuse.
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Re: GT Week Limericks
Oct 24, 2017, 8:36 AM
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What gets me with GT is this:
You can't make premier players miss,
So dive at their knees?
For goodness' sake, Bees!
Your cheap shots are amoral pi$$.
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Re: GT Week Limericks
Oct 24, 2017, 6:40 PM
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They'll break out their pocket protectors
And eyeglasses nose bridge connectors!
Those dang engineers
Will pin back their ears,
But Tigers are upset rejecters.
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Re: GT Week Limericks
Oct 24, 2017, 9:45 PM
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Most tigers are large-game death bringers,
Whose prey all have tails, hooves, or fingers.
This week, if you please,
A bevy of bees!
We'll rip out their wings and their stingers.
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Re: GT Week Limericks
Oct 25, 2017, 6:12 AM
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"Fall DOWN, I said! Ev'ry last one-o'-ya!
Go cripple that man right in front-o'-ya!"
Great work down there, coach -
Your bee's now a roach.
Your offense is dirty. Shame on-uh-ya.
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Re: GT Week Limericks
Oct 25, 2017, 3:10 PM
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If ever you wanted to see
A football team go on TV
And wholly unravel,
You don't have to travel -
It's happ'ning this week to GT!
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Re: GT Week Limericks
Oct 25, 2017, 8:08 PM
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A run–heavy offense like Tech's
Can wring some undisciplined necks.
But these boys they've got
Ain't gonna run squat
On Wilkins, O'Daniel, or Dex.
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Re: GT Week Limericks
Oct 26, 2017, 7:23 AM
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His linemen will purposely stumble -
He'll ride 'em and chide 'em and grumble.
In spite of Paul's rant-ies,
He'll wad up his panties
When Clemson's D-front makes 'em fumble!
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There once was an opponent with a stinger,
Oct 26, 2017, 9:06 AM
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Who thought they could give the Tigers a hum-dinger.
Smugly they rolled into town,
But left with a lugubrious frown,
'Cause in the second half they only saw our third-stringer.
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There once was came a team from Icklanta,
Oct 26, 2017, 10:33 AM
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And a coach looking in need of Mylanta.
But they cranked up their bus,
And left all in a rush,
Worn out by our back from Lou'si-ana.
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There once were some insects near the Vars'ty,
Oct 26, 2017, 10:38 AM
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Who thought they were the world's greatest university.
But their team and their coach,
Were less wasp and more roach,
And Brent smushed them again with his D.
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Once again came coach rock face to Clemson,
Oct 26, 2017, 10:43 AM
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Thinking once more he might win won.
But Pawl left again,
Not getting his win,
Looking once more like he sucked on a lemon.
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I've never liked those insects from Jawjuh:
Oct 26, 2017, 10:58 AM
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Not their school, not their team, not their aura.
So I was exstatic,
'Cause Brent's automatic,
Making them look more like flora than fauna.
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Re: GT Week Limericks
Oct 26, 2017, 10:39 PM
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Clairvoyance attends me and you.
Premeditate what Tech will do:
"The Wreck catches fire, yo!"
It's what we desire, so
The Oculus makes it come true.
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Re: GT Week Limericks
Oct 27, 2017, 8:08 AM
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Hey Marshall, you'll get tired of running
With Clemson's D smacking and stunning.
You'll go to the air,
But Muse will be there.
For pick-sixes he will be gunning…
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Re: GT Week Limericks
Oct 27, 2017, 3:16 PM
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I like that the Jackets have swagger,
But let's hope Coach Pawl's not a gagger!
BV's gonna track down
A choke-load of smackdown
And shove it straight in like a dagger!
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Re: GT Week Limericks
Oct 27, 2017, 4:07 PM
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"Our QB is better now, y'all!
"Our linemen, too - look how they fall!"
But Tech, you're forgetting
What you'll be regretting -
You still run the option for Paul.
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Re: GT Week Limericks
Oct 27, 2017, 5:08 PM
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I love to eat at the Varsity,
when I go my Tigers to see.
The Beacon did not impress me,
when I came here from Mississippi,
their tea made me pissisissippi.
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Re: GT Week Limericks
Oct 27, 2017, 5:25 PM
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Varsity burgers are gagworthy,
ATL's buildings are tagworthy,
And football at Tech
(Perpetual Wreck)
Is truly, for Clemson, quite dragworthy.
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Re: GT Week Limericks
Oct 28, 2017, 8:06 PM
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It looks like it's going to rain,
But water ain't stoppin' this train.
We're blastin' on through, y'all
(And that includes you, Pawl) -
We're bound for the Playoff aGAIN!
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Roses are red and violets are blue
Oct 28, 2017, 8:17 PM
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and GT sucks
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