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Orange Blooded [4035]
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Just like in the movies, my wedding ring
May 23, 2016, 10:53 AM
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falls off in the shower. Goes into the grate and I cannot see it.
I get dressed and freaking out, I walk down to CVS and buy a cheap screwdriver and take off the grate. Stick my fangers into the drain and can barely reach it. Success.
Return screwdriver to CVS.
Today can only get better.
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All-In [29076]
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How does a grown ### man not have a set of screw drivers?
May 23, 2016, 10:55 AM
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And why after finally acquiring one would you take it back to the store?
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CU Medallion [60229]
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obviously his husband is the handyman of the house
May 23, 2016, 11:00 AM
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and very protective of his tools, and he didn't want to possibly damage a screwdriver.
I racked my brain and this was the ONLY feasible answer.
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Re: How does a grown ### man not have a set of screw drivers?
May 23, 2016, 11:04 AM
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Look I don't like any of you to start with, but the fact that you do not realize that I am in a hotel is proof you are all idiots.
Looks I worked my ### off for years in college cleaning boats to afford good tickets and I never see any of you at games. I hate you all and I hope you all have the worst day of all time.
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Heisman Winner [135609]
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Nah, you like ME.
May 23, 2016, 11:05 AM
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You KNOW you do.
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Re: Nah, you like ME.
May 23, 2016, 11:07 AM
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I would rather stick my wiener into a meat grinder than hangout with you.
Not really. Just mad I can never make it to your tailgate.
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Heisman Winner [135609]
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By the way...
May 23, 2016, 11:11 AM
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A bunch of went to dinner one night at Hickory Tavern for our Supper Club a couple of months ago. Tommy was with us, and Julie was at the bar. Talk about two people uncomfortably trying to avoid each other...man, it was hilarious to watch.
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Re: By the way...
May 23, 2016, 11:13 AM
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That's awesome. Does she still have goods? Man alive...as a kid I remember her low cut shirts.
She isn't a blood relative, so no Deliverance stuff going on, just being honest that your boy probably motor boated those things to death.
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Heisman Winner [135609]
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Still. Incredible.
May 23, 2016, 11:16 AM
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I will never forget going canoeing down the Catawba with them one time and her this white t-shirt that stayed wet the entire time is etched in my memory. Couple of kids didn't even put a dent in the bodywork. She's a freaking genetic marvel.
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Re: Still. Incredible.
May 23, 2016, 11:18 AM
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My wife is FB friends with her. I need to pay more attention.
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TMMLOL
May 23, 2016, 11:09 AM
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I'm not a mind reader. It would have taken you three additional words in your post to make it clear that you were in a hotel. You didn't, so instead you looked like a dingus. I'm not sure what boat cleaning has to do with anything, but I'm proud of you and hope to see you at a game this year. Please make sure you bring your tool kit. You never know when it may be useful.
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Re: TMMLOL
May 23, 2016, 11:10 AM
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The cleaning boats part is a rant that I went on one night when drunk and had an alter ego that liked to waterski.
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Ahhh I see. Did this have anything to do with a MOTHRAFUC
May 23, 2016, 11:11 AM
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KING fraud?
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Lutz I remember that***
May 23, 2016, 11:12 AM
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it's a bold claim to not be proving.***
May 23, 2016, 11:37 AM
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you don't own tools?
May 23, 2016, 10:55 AM
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you TU'd the rainbow pig didn't you?
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He!! I thumbed it up. But even I own tools! ********
May 23, 2016, 5:44 PM
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It worked but if it didn't all you had to do was
May 23, 2016, 10:58 AM
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go under the house and remove the pea trap.
BTW. Buy some tools.
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"Return screwdriver to CVS"?
May 23, 2016, 11:12 AM
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how little is your time worth?
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Re: "Return screwdriver to CVS"?
May 23, 2016, 11:13 AM
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Very little my man. Very little.
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Legend [17337]
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also, literally EVERY hotel has a maintenance staff that
May 23, 2016, 11:18 AM
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keep a full set of tools for doing miscellaneous odds and ends. All you had to do was call down to the front desk and ask them to send up a Phillips head.
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if it were me, I'd let the maintenance staff
May 23, 2016, 11:24 AM
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stick their fangers down in that scuzzy hotel shower drain. But that's just me; I like rainbow pics.
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Re: if it were me, I'd let the maintenance staff
May 23, 2016, 11:25 AM
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I felt like a douchebaggery, so didn't want to call unless I absolutely had to.
Back to your rainbows.
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Oculus Spirit [81061]
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THAT felt more douchebaggery than taking an .89 screwdriver
May 23, 2016, 11:27 AM
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back to CVS?
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Orange Blooded [4035]
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Re: THAT felt more douchebaggery than taking an .89 screwdriver
May 23, 2016, 11:28 AM
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God you guys are SO judgemental! I am going back to my room to cry.
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Re: Just like in the movies, my wedding ring
May 23, 2016, 6:21 PM
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I have grown men fingers. My grates aren't large enough for my ring to fit through.
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