Replies: 21
| visibility 1
|
Athletic Dir [896]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 784
Joined: 9/14/00
|
Repost: Surviving Byrd Stadium -- Top Ten Things to Bring
Oct 25, 2013, 3:23 PM
|
|
For those of you who brave enough to head to Byrd this weekend, here's my survival guide from two years ago. I'll be the guy in the orange hardhat caring baby wipes. Good luck to the rest of you! At least it's the last trip there (thankfully)!
___________________
Having been to several day and night (shudder) games at Byrd stadium, I've compiled a list of things to bring with you to give you the best chance of surviving unscathed:
1. A helmet/hard hat: This should not be a toy, but a true helmet, i.e., something sturdy, made from at least high grade plastic. Maryland fans, mostly students, will throw things at anything orange. This includes full (yes full) beer cans and bottles. These will be thrown at individuals and families. There is no discriminating: If it's orange, it's a target.
2. Earplugs or, in the alternative, a healthy ability to disregard profanity. This will also be thrown at anything orange, especially from students. The profanity will typically come in the form of a laced-together tirade, often from multiple, simultaneous sources, whether in the stands or as you pass fans in the parking lot or tunnels/walkways. It will get steadily worse as the evening progresses. Moreover, it doesn't matter if they win or lose.
3. A fire extinguisher. Maryland students love to burn things...anything: couches, lawn mowers, each other, automobiles, small dogs. Nothing is safe. Again, the desire to commit mass-scale arson occurs win or lose. See youtube.
4. Gaffers tape: Place this over the Clemson decal or license plate on your automobile. This is very important! Maryland students/fans will urinate on any obvious Clemson vehicle. I have seen this first hand, though, understandably, mostly at night games as there is less chance to be seen. Keep in mind that these fans have plenty of ammunition, so to speak, as they have been drinking (when not throwing) beers all day.
5. No children under 12. Kids need to be at least at an age where they can outrun the inebriated, beer throwing arsonists or, at the very least, have the ability to dodge thrown objects. If you must bring young children, make sure they are outfitted with the above items, namely a helmet and earplugs. You might also want to include a blindfold, especially for girls, as there will be plenty of public urination and nudity as you're heading back to your car. (When you do get back to your car, inspect the door handles carefully for any wet substances).
6. Baby wipes. For your door handles. Just in case.
7. Friends. Lots of them. This lessens the chance of being hit by a flying object as it provides more targets. Place children in the center of the group when moving.
8. A large bladder for tailgating. The most dangerous place in any parking lot at Byrd is the port-a-potty area. Drunk arsonists congregate in these areas. Moreover, standing in line makes you a stationary target -- not good.
9. Running shoes -- no heels, no flip flops. You know why.
10. A bright, orange shirt. Cause, screw 'em, you're a Clemson fan and you're going to support your team even if it means risking life, limb and your automobile.
Good luck and Godspeed.
Go Tigers!!!
|
|
|
|
CU Medallion [73569]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 78044
Joined: 11/30/98
|
bullet proof vest and a gas mask for the police tear gas.***
Oct 25, 2013, 3:32 PM
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Orange Blooded [3220]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 3441
Joined: 11/3/03
|
I was there 10 years ago and swore I'd never go back.
Oct 25, 2013, 3:34 PM
|
|
I'm glad they're leaving the ACC.
|
|
|
|
|
Associate AD [845]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 255
Joined: 11/5/05
|
Re: I was there 10 years ago and swore I'd never go back.
Oct 25, 2013, 3:58 PM
|
|
Agree! My adult daughter and I were walking away from a game and were jostled, spit at sworn at and began to feel we were in real danger. Never again and I gladly wave them out the door.
|
|
|
|
|
Fan [77]
TigerPulse: 34%
Posts: 250
Joined: 3/25/09
|
Re: I was there 10 years ago and swore I'd never go back.
Oct 25, 2013, 4:08 PM
|
|
It's a shame that concealed carry isn't allowed in places like that. Thanks to idiot libs you and your family/friends safety is put in jeopardy every time you subject yourselves to environments like that. The good news is, now Wisconsin fans will have some competition for "WORST FANS IN THE B1G"
|
|
|
|
|
Ring of Honor [26353]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 13702
Joined: 8/18/13
|
Holy crap is it honestly that bad?
Oct 25, 2013, 4:10 PM
|
|
I'd bash anyone's face in if I saw anyone doing anything to my car or saw anyone throw anything at me. Don't care if I'd be outnumbered
|
|
|
|
|
Oculus Spirit [96873]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 29215
Joined: 9/14/05
|
I've never been to Byrd Stadium, but I was at the 1984 game
Oct 25, 2013, 4:18 PM
|
|
at Baltimore Memorial Stadium. After the game in the parking lot, some jerk hit me in the side of the head with a piece of turf as I was loading band instruments on the Ryder truck.
|
|
|
|
|
All-In [26322]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 14239
Joined: 2/5/08
|
"loading band instruments on the Ryder truck"
Oct 25, 2013, 4:20 PM
|
|
That explains it all...
|
|
|
|
|
Oculus Spirit [96873]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 29215
Joined: 9/14/05
|
Somebody had to do the heavy lifting. Wasn't gonna be the
Oct 25, 2013, 4:22 PM
|
|
floutists
|
|
|
|
|
Ring of Honor [26353]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 13702
Joined: 8/18/13
|
Dare I ask what instrument you played?***
Oct 25, 2013, 4:23 PM
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Oculus Spirit [96873]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 29215
Joined: 9/14/05
|
Sousaphone***
Oct 25, 2013, 4:27 PM
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Varsity [240]
TigerPulse: 86%
Posts: 358
Joined: 4/1/09
|
Re: Sousaphone***
Oct 25, 2013, 4:31 PM
|
|
I was in the drumline in '84. Not sure who you are tigerbob, but I'm sure we've met! I played the quads back then.
|
|
|
|
|
Oculus Spirit [96873]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 29215
Joined: 9/14/05
|
I'm sure we have too!
Oct 25, 2013, 4:36 PM
|
|
My name is Bob hth
|
|
|
|
|
Ring of Honor [26353]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 13702
Joined: 8/18/13
|
|
|
|
|
All-In [26322]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 14239
Joined: 2/5/08
|
|
|
|
|
Ring of Honor [26353]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 13702
Joined: 8/18/13
|
That's possible?
Oct 25, 2013, 4:33 PM
|
|
jk
|
|
|
|
|
Heisman Winner [105574]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 44178
Joined: 12/22/08
|
CRUMP! I demand an apology!
Oct 25, 2013, 5:24 PM
[ in reply to I've never been to Byrd Stadium, but I was at the 1984 game ] |
|
I got a tmail after making a post about bob being in the band. And the truth shall set me free!
(although I think my post was about bob playing the flute, so my instrument was wrong, but the basic premise remains the same)
|
|
|
|
|
Scout Team [164]
TigerPulse: 96%
Posts: 370
Joined: 9/12/03
|
yes, it is really that bad. I went there in '99 and
Oct 25, 2013, 4:59 PM
|
|
experienced much the same. No class. Good ridance to them. Enjoy the Big 10.
|
|
|
|
|
Ring of Honor [26353]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 13702
Joined: 8/18/13
|
They've definitely always been a yankee school for sure,
Oct 25, 2013, 5:01 PM
|
|
but I don't get the vast difference between them and BC folks? Maybe because BC people don't care as much about football?
|
|
|
|
|
CU Guru [1665]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 1588
Joined: 10/2/00
|
Definitely a good thing that they are gone from the ACC.
Oct 25, 2013, 7:11 PM
|
|
Don't need their kind.
|
|
|
|
|
All-In [27366]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 26233
Joined: 9/19/11
|
When you're called Mary-land, you end up trying to
Oct 25, 2013, 7:38 PM
|
|
over compensate like the 'boy named sue.'
|
|
|
|
|
CU Medallion [52427]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 23028
Joined: 10/10/11
|
I have seen it in in parking lots after a day game
Oct 25, 2013, 7:57 PM
|
|
"Gaffers tape: Place this over the Clemson decal or license plate on your automobile. This is very important! Maryland students/fans will urinate on any obvious Clemson vehicle. I have seen this first hand, though, understandably, mostly at night games as there is less chance to be seen."
|
|
|
|
Replies: 21
| visibility 1
|
|
|