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random Jounge humor?
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random Jounge humor?


Jan 9, 2013, 2:31 PM

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Women might be able to fake #######. But men can fake a whole relationship.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.




and last but not least.....

Ladies....Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

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You incorrectly spelled a word in the last sentence


Jan 9, 2013, 2:39 PM

It's sammich not sandwich.

hth

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