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This big girl was in the driveway this afternoon.
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This big girl was in the driveway this afternoon.


Oct 11, 2018, 6:01 PM

I’ve been bitten by a slider but never a snapper, and I can say that slider bite hurt like a mullyfugger.
I did not get close enough to see if she would try and bite me.




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My late grandfather would be like ............


Oct 11, 2018, 6:05 PM

yum turtle stew.

I NEVER ate the ####!

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Too bad because it’s effing delicious.


Oct 11, 2018, 8:57 PM

Siriusly.

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Yes it is.***


Oct 12, 2018, 9:58 AM



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What's 11", hard, and would absolutely wreck you?


Oct 11, 2018, 6:09 PM

That thing in your driveway.

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Nice.***


Oct 11, 2018, 6:28 PM



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Why are there no pics of turtle stew right now?***


Oct 11, 2018, 6:14 PM



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Because its not 1863?***


Oct 12, 2018, 10:01 AM



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You have a beautiful cooter***


Oct 11, 2018, 6:21 PM



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Very stoic. Almost royal in the last photo.***


Oct 11, 2018, 6:29 PM



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is that the new iPhone measure thingy?***


Oct 11, 2018, 6:37 PM



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Yes.***


Oct 11, 2018, 6:45 PM



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that won't end well***


Oct 11, 2018, 7:37 PM [ in reply to is that the new iPhone measure thingy?*** ]



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Trust me. It ends real quick.


Oct 11, 2018, 7:45 PM

I tried to measure something that was 7 and 1/3 inches... and that stupid app kept sayin 4.75”.! Yeah right! (I’ve never used a tape measure. Just eyed it in the past. Seemed big enough for me.)

Friggin Apple needs to get their crap together!

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Re: that won't end well***


Oct 11, 2018, 7:50 PM [ in reply to that won't end well*** ]

https://mashable.com/article/measure-app-dick-pics/#ccsZgbX84iqw

You'll have to type "dick" in the address bar, but it's amusing.

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I didn't see that article. It must be gone.


Oct 12, 2018, 10:34 AM

But I did see when the best time of day to get likes on my instagram post is,

https://mashable.com/article/time-of-day-instagram-post/?utm_cid=hp-n-1#zboLlWJC1mqi


And why my crushes face keeps popping up at teh end of my instagram stories.

https://mashable.com/article/instagram-stories-three-faces-appearing/?utm_cid=hp-n-2#ehTiXtj91Oqp


Next to some risk measurement and avoidance stuff I was studying yesterday, this may be the best information I read all year.

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Totejuan gone be pig jelly***


Oct 11, 2018, 8:49 PM



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how did you determine it was a she and not a he?***


Oct 11, 2018, 9:21 PM



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I said, “What’s your name?”


Oct 11, 2018, 10:30 PM

She replied, “Sandra the snapping turtle.” Like most common snappers, she had a charming, southern accent.


Seriously, sex can often be determined by the size of their claws.
If unsure, one can check underneath. When viewing the ventral surface, the plastron (belly shell) has a certain shape, and the cloaca/vent (exit hole) is closer to the body of the female. I flipped her over with a substantial stick to see her plastron and vent.

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obviously he diddled the turtle.***


Oct 12, 2018, 8:01 AM [ in reply to how did you determine it was a she and not a he?*** ]



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You gonna put your dink in it?***


Oct 11, 2018, 9:23 PM



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Probably.


Oct 11, 2018, 10:32 PM

But I’m thinking I’ll wait until Friday or Saturday night.

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thought this was another tickle it cheer gal thread***


Oct 12, 2018, 7:21 AM



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This gal is hotter than my weekly cheerpigs pigs.***


Oct 12, 2018, 11:09 AM



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We get a few of them in the spring and fall in the yard


Oct 12, 2018, 10:02 AM

every year. They seem to want to lay eggs in my yard for some reason. Both Sliders and Box Turtles, for that matter.

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