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You know what really grinds my gears...
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You know what really grinds my gears...


Jan 28, 2013, 11:42 AM

Is when people use incorrect grammar because it sounds more formal.

Like on Facebook:

Thanks for all the anniversary wishes for ________ and I!


IT'S "AND ME" YOU BLATHERING IDIOT.

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Not of facebook, but how about when some one uses


Jan 28, 2013, 11:45 AM

myself to sound smart.

Who's going to be there this weekend? It will be ____and myself.

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THERE'S ANOTHER ONE***


Jan 28, 2013, 11:45 AM



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Also, when people use some one instead of someone***


Jan 28, 2013, 11:46 AM



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I like when people are trying to sound pretentious...


Jan 28, 2013, 11:45 AM

and use words in completely inappropriate ways.

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My favortie...


Jan 28, 2013, 1:11 PM

I was in downtown Greensboro and all the streets looked the same! I was BEHOOVED!

I'll just bet you were behooved.

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The Jews?***


Jan 28, 2013, 11:46 AM



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It's one thing to make a mistake of grammatical ignorance...


Jan 28, 2013, 11:46 AM

But when you say "for _____ and I," you are making a conscious decision to use "I" because you think it makes you sound smart. You would never talk that way in real life.

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I also don't like when people use the word utilize to sound


Jan 28, 2013, 11:47 AM

smart. Most cases the word "use" can be used.

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comes from the crapping up of language by business


Jan 28, 2013, 11:50 AM

I hate how all of these technical terms have flowed out of the business world into conversational english. It's just ugly.

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I'm pretty sure Prod and myself agree***


Jan 28, 2013, 11:53 AM



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We really need to shift the paradyme.***


Jan 28, 2013, 11:54 AM [ in reply to comes from the crapping up of language by business ]



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Step 1: Assign outsized importance to college education.


Jan 28, 2013, 11:57 AM [ in reply to comes from the crapping up of language by business ]

Step 2: Train people for 4 years to master fine art of bullshitting.

Step 3: Integrate professional bullshitters into workforce.

Step 4: Fundamentally degrade nation's lexicon.

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Step 5


Jan 28, 2013, 11:59 AM

Profit?

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Synergy is the worst, followed by relo.***


Jan 28, 2013, 12:02 PM [ in reply to comes from the crapping up of language by business ]



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matrix and metrics***


Jan 28, 2013, 12:06 PM



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I have found my self using dynamic in a strange way


Jan 28, 2013, 12:16 PM

lately. I don't know where I picked this up.

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some of my least favorite:


Jan 28, 2013, 12:31 PM [ in reply to comes from the crapping up of language by business ]

"empower," "corporate values," "think outside the box," "leverage," "reach out," "issues," "impact," etc.

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no problem***


Jan 28, 2013, 12:32 PM



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Re: some of my least favorite:


Jan 28, 2013, 12:33 PM [ in reply to some of my least favorite: ]

proactive

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I'm fine with that stuff, zits are gross.***


Jan 28, 2013, 12:36 PM



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"Utilize" is a particular peeve of mine.


Jan 28, 2013, 1:07 PM [ in reply to I also don't like when people use the word utilize to sound ]

I don't use it. Ever.

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A bad clutch?***


Jan 28, 2013, 12:01 PM



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Better Prod then me***


Jan 28, 2013, 12:18 PM



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