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CU Medallion [64837]
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Nobody asked, but I'm sure your're wondering....
Jun 24, 2020, 9:41 AM
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No, I didn't.
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WHALEP
Jun 24, 2020, 9:43 AM
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All-In [31511]
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How was the article received?
Jun 24, 2020, 10:02 AM
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She didn’t receive your johnson after?
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CU Medallion [64837]
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No mention of the article until I got home in the evening.
Jun 24, 2020, 10:18 AM
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She was cooking dinner and I was hanging out in the kitchen....
Wife: "I read the article you sent."
Me: "cool cool"
Wife: "You know, I can also send out articles for stuff that I want you to change."
Me: "Please do. I am always trying to be a better man and husband. If you find a helpful article, send it my way."
Wife: "okay. will do"
I retire to the living room to take a nap in a recliner for a few minutes.
Wife: "why don't you hang out in the kitchen and talk to me."
Me: "Because I'm beat tired."
Wife: "Well that's the reason that we're not having sxx."
Me: "That's THE reason? Me hanging out with you and talking with you is ALL you want?"
Wife: "Yes"
Me: "well that's not bad. I can do that"
I hang out in the kitchen for an hour or so until food is ready, even doing dishes and cleaning up some. We eat. I clean up the kitchen. I retire to the bedroom to freshen up my junk and climb into bed. Wife decides to read to my daughter and falls asleep in her bed.
The End.
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All-In [46825]
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I know them feels bra***
Jun 24, 2020, 10:20 AM
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This is why I strongly discourage reading
Message was edited by: FBCoachSC®
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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Haha yes it does
Jun 24, 2020, 10:34 AM
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wait wat thafack is everybody loves raymond (i assume its a tv show or something) and why do you know about it?
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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"Ohh yeah, I got my Yeti as a gift. I'd never buy one for
Jun 24, 2020, 10:37 AM
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myself though, gosh could you imagine spending that kind of money for a cooler?!"
You're doing the sitcom version of that right now.
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Oculus Spirit [97731]
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Well, that was predictable.
Jun 24, 2020, 11:10 AM
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Husband complains of no sex. Husband wants sex. Wife tells man why he's not getting sex. Man believes her, takes her at her word because he loves her. Man strives mightily, to the best of his abilities, to address the alleged problem. Result - No sex. Rinse and repeat.
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All-In [46825]
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I blame sitcoms.
Jun 24, 2020, 1:02 PM
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The doofus husband chasing after the wife who is never in the mood and they just hammer home that stereotype over and over again until both sexes think that's how it's suppose to be.
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Oculus Spirit [97731]
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I was tempted to elaborate more in my reply, but held off.
Jun 24, 2020, 2:11 PM
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Still going to hold off.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Were you expecting an exciting story about how I didn't
Jun 24, 2020, 2:27 PM
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have sexxxx last night????
That's on you, bruh.
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Was waiting for the part where she would at least
Jun 24, 2020, 3:39 PM
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You need to introduce your wife to men far worse than you
Jun 24, 2020, 3:49 PM
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If she knew the other delinquents that hang out on the Lunge, she'd be banging you all day and night for fear of having to date this cesspool again.
Send me her pics and deets and I'll straighten her out real quick.
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