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Legend [16383]
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UVA WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 28, 2020, 7:58 AM
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You can’t bring your pergolas witcha. A beast of great fury will hitcha Right square in the mouth. You’ll charge to the south, But Tigers are waiting to gitcha...
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Re: UVA WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 28, 2020, 8:15 AM
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Don't come to the south cavalier cause the Tigers gonna knock you on your buckan ear!
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CU Medallion [53273]
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Re: UVA WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 28, 2020, 8:34 AM
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There once was a tiger named one who just wanted to have some fun he went to the valley and hid in an alley then made the cavaliers run
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Orange Blooded [4804]
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Sep 28, 2020, 8:41 AM
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There once was a team from V A Who came down to Clemson to play With intentions to score They left needing more Than just their @sses handed to them that day
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All-In [27366]
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There once were some pansies from V'ginny.
Sep 28, 2020, 8:42 AM
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Good teams? They'd never had many. They hoped this was one, But when all said and done, Clemson showed them they weren't worth a penny.
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Orange Blooded [4804]
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Sep 28, 2020, 9:19 AM
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In Virginia the coach Mendenhall Will come Clemson way to play ball And when they get beat The weight of defeat Will be more than his Men can haul.
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Sep 28, 2020, 9:35 AM
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There once was a team of Cavaliers Who would have rather been home with their cheers But they came down to Death Valley Found no way to rally And the Tigers chewed them up like their peers!
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Legend [16383]
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Re: UVA WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 28, 2020, 10:46 AM
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In Mendenhall VA hath trusted! We hate to leave spirits disgusted, But it won’t be close When y’all get your dose - You’ll cry when your Bronco gets busted.
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Re: UVA WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 28, 2020, 10:47 AM
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Their coach is a man with no fear That much has been made to be clear But Cavs are no knights These Cavs will just fight Till whine and their cheese disappear
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Legend [16577]
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The fighting pergolas are coming to town
Sep 28, 2020, 11:20 AM
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the last time we played they looked like a clown. When the Tiger D smacks their chin, The wahoos will know they won't win. And they'll wish that their pants had been brown.
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Re: UVA WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 28, 2020, 12:55 PM
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Tina Fay, a delicious Wahoo A UVA Grad that smiles in lieu Of facing defeat Like Title repeat As our Tigers again score 62!!!
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Legend [16383]
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Re: UVA WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 28, 2020, 2:03 PM
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Though yahoos still woohoo a lot, Your Wahoos will still get the snot Smacked outta their schnoz - It’s simply becoz We’re really durn good and you’re not.
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Re: UVA WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 28, 2020, 5:28 PM
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You’ll have to excuse the guffaw - I’m dying to see an Or’nge Paw Cold cockin’ a yuppie - Let’s see if this puppy Dislocates the Cavalier’s jaw...
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Oculus Spirit [80067]
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UVA WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 28, 2020, 10:17 PM
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Our QB is known for his locks. His teammates do brag that he rocks. Those lasers he throws Like arrows from bows Leave defenders befuddled like c0cks.
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Legend [16383]
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Re: UVA WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 29, 2020, 7:02 AM
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It’s cute how your hat has a feather! Take that, plus your interest in leather And “manly” goatee - Yall just wanna be A group of flamboyants together!
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Legend [16383]
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Re: UVA WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 29, 2020, 5:25 PM
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Your forehead’s not hot to the touch, Your white count is normal and such, So why fake congestion With COVID suggestion? You’ve been playing Clemson too much?
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Legend [16383]
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Re: UVA WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 29, 2020, 7:26 PM
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Coach Boom made a flub of the tongue, But rather than having him hung, The Shamecock AD Continues to be Content with professional dung.
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Legend [16383]
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Re: UVA WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 30, 2020, 1:37 PM
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“Y’all stop it! Your pickin’ and teasin’ Is triggering tears for some reason! Your dominant run Has made this no fun! Just wait until basketball season!”
- every UVA fan
...and UNC, Wake, etc. etc.
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Legend [16383]
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Re: UVA WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 30, 2020, 8:11 PM
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The UVA fans will be thrilled To find that their tickets (all willed From their parents’ estates) Get them in the gates And straight to box seats with wine chilled!
They’ll neatly plop down on their duff, Spruce up their hairdos with a fluff, Have olives and chee With vintage chablis, And we’ll treat their football team rough.
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110%er [5471]
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Re: UVA WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 30, 2020, 9:06 PM
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Yes Virginia there is a Santa. But it ain’t Christmas And our D-line is bananas You will leave the valley in defeat Cause you will always be the other white meat!
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Re: UVA WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 1, 2020, 7:52 AM
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Our next victims are the UVA Cavaliers Just like the rest of their lowly peers. We'll give Bonco A big heave-ho And back to Charlottesville, shedding tears!
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Re: UVA WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 1, 2020, 7:57 AM
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They'll come down the Blue Ridge trail, Dreaming of kicking our Tiger's tail! But as Frank would oft repeat They're nothing but white meat In the Valley, the Cavaliers will again fail!
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Re: UVA WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 1, 2020, 8:08 AM
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It's true, the Cavs are on the move Bronco has them in a good groove! But one thing for sho' They have a ways to go! To catch our Tigers, they've gotta improve!
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Legend [16383]
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Re: UVA WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 1, 2020, 5:54 PM
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By now, you’ve all heard about Bowman - Some think it’s a negative omen, But I tend to think That Clemson won’t blink. We’re deep, and these studs work like yeomen.
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Re: UVA WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 2, 2020, 6:20 AM
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Hey Wahoos, tomorrow’s the day When you’ll see that it doesn’t pay To come to Death Valley Expecting to rally - It’s not gonna happen that way...
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Re: UVA WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 2, 2020, 2:51 PM
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The Oculus, hungry for cheers, Is ready to gin up the fears Of hapless Virginians: “Go forth, my Or’nge Minions, And flow out, ye Cavalier tears!”
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Legend [16383]
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Re: UVA WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 2, 2020, 6:23 PM
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‘Bout twenty-four hours from now, A team will think, “Maybe somehow We’ll pull this thing off!” The Tigers will scoff, Then crush them while we all say, “Wow.”
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All-In [40966]
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this week the hoos from UVAs
Oct 2, 2020, 7:23 PM
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suck like the coots
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Oculus Spirit [80067]
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UVA WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 2, 2020, 10:53 PM
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Tomorrow nears, with Gameday's approach The Wahoos attempt a win to poach. The talking's all done. It's time to have fun. We'll squash their dream like a cornered roach.
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Legend [16383]
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Re: UVA WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 3, 2020, 7:35 AM
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It’s time to grip turf with the cleats, Accomplish some athletic feats, And sorely dismay The ol’ UVA While CFP bidding repeats...
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