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Lot o points [155929]
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When you get that post-first-cup-of-coffee stomach
May 4, 2017, 9:21 AM
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burble, do you go ahead and let it all out, or do you double down and pound a second cup of coffee to make sure your colon is squeaky clean?
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Re: When you get that post-first-cup-of-coffee stomach
May 4, 2017, 9:22 AM
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Usually i gotta head to the pot ASAP or i'm going to shart
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All-In [38191]
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wait it out til yore ######## can't tell the difference
May 4, 2017, 9:23 AM
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between liquid and vapor.
Then run like a sunnufabetch to the shitttar
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slidin in the 1st and you hear somethin burst***
May 4, 2017, 9:24 AM
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FBCoacharrhea***
May 4, 2017, 9:24 AM
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All-In [43728]
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This is a delicate question. It all comes down to patience.
May 4, 2017, 9:30 AM
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If you head to the shatter on the first rumble, you've set yourself up for about an 85% chance of it not all coming out. In this scenario, one who fancies himself to be a stick-and-move kinda guy finds himself shatting and wiping only to return for round 2 before lunch. Your stuck-in-grind-it-out kinda guy will fight out a mashed peeping turtle head and is in for a solid 10 minute squat. He may plow through a half roll of TP and a half dozen flushes, only to FINALLY emerge victorious.
Ok, scenario 2 is not running off on the first hint of seismic activity. This guy waits it out. He pounds cup 2 and possibly 3 of coffee all while knowing that it. will. happen. He's a bit uncomfortable physically, but will glean a nice twinkle from his eye KNOWING his victim await being hovered over. The deed is violent and probably messy (THIS IS A ONE WAY TICKET TO BROWN SPLATTER BACK FINDING IT'S WAY SOMEHOW UNDERNEATH THE TOILET SEAT). Nevertheless, it's not a quick sesh and will also require substantial cleanup.
Me? Eh, depends on the day and my surroundings. I could go either way.
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Lot o points [155929]
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So yeah, I did scenario one just now, despite knowing
May 4, 2017, 9:38 AM
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better, and paid the consequences with a most unsatisfactory excretory experience.
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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I'd think your little cleanse would have you pooping out
May 4, 2017, 9:44 AM
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perfect brown dowels by now. Doesn't sound like it was worth it.
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Lot o points [155929]
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that's the problem. I quit it cold turkey and went right
May 4, 2017, 9:48 AM
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back to eating horribly. My body doesn't know whether to shid or go blind.
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Heisman Winner [105590]
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Depends on timing of morning meetings. I like to hold out,
May 4, 2017, 9:37 AM
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but I am not going into a 2 hour meeting without a pre-game dump out.
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Re: When you get that post-first-cup-of-coffee stomach
May 4, 2017, 9:49 AM
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speaking of shid...i just went to take a shid in the handicap stall and someone got shid on the phucking toilet rim so it smelled like shid the whole time i was taking a shid. HOw the ##### did someone get shid on the rim. It's like they wiped their as with the rim of the fukkin toilet. My throat now hurts
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