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Orange Blooded [3650]
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Top Ten - phrases that identify you're a TNET coot
Nov 11, 2014, 7:26 AM
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Hello all, I am about 2 weeks in to being a new member of TNET, I have enjoyed every minute of it. So here is my top ten ways you know you are a coot on TNET list -
1. "I'm not trying to be negative here, but..." 2. I know y'all are going to TD me, but..." 3. Any post attacking tiger players 4. Use of the term 'sunshine pumpers' 5. Pulse <80% 6. Goes into meltdown mode over any bad play (real or perceived)during games 7. Thinks coach Morris is headed to SMU at any moment 8. Thinks Germans is identifying a language or country in Europe 9. Posts requests for tickets and parking passes at face value or less 10. Takes the contrarian view regardless of the topic
I hope at least a few were worth a chuckle...did I miss any to be on the look out for...?
Go tigers and have a great Tuesday!
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Legend [17793]
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11)Replies to even the slightest knock on coot player/coach
Nov 11, 2014, 7:36 AM
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With some irrelevant stat
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All-TigerNet [10402]
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Re: Top Ten - phrases that identify you're a TNET coot
Nov 11, 2014, 7:53 AM
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Gets mad when you say the SEC least sucks.
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CU Guru [1906]
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12. Refuses to acknowledge that Coach Swinney
Nov 11, 2014, 7:55 AM
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is anything more than a salesman, cheerleader, etc. Does not appreciate the great job Coach Swinney is doing in developing great young men as well as football players. I guess the comparison to their coach is too much to handle!
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All-In [38452]
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Re: 12. Refuses to acknowledge that Coach Swinney
Nov 11, 2014, 7:58 AM
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* talks about respecting and admiring SOS ..at any time or on any subject ...ever.
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CU Medallion [54025]
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Thinks this is a men's room sign
Nov 11, 2014, 8:03 AM
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Hall of Famer [24997]
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+1.***
Nov 11, 2014, 8:03 PM
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All-In [30593]
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to early for you to posing lists
Nov 11, 2014, 8:05 AM
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newb
give it another year or three
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All-In [38452]
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Re: to early for you to posing lists
Nov 11, 2014, 8:11 AM
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Thinks 4 and 5 equal 6 .
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Orange Blooded [3650]
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14 - Wishes Tigers were fundementally sound like the coots
Nov 11, 2014, 8:14 AM
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Nm
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All-Conference [406]
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Re: Top Ten - phrases that identify you're a TNET coot
Nov 11, 2014, 8:21 AM
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Brags because they get 5th place SEC LEAST rings
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All-TigerNet [13605]
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Re: Top Ten - phrases that identify you're a TNET coot
Nov 11, 2014, 8:22 AM
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Blames Morris for any and all bad plays.
Does not give Morris any credit for great plays
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All-TigerNet [13605]
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Re: Top Ten - phrases that identify you're a TNET coot
Nov 11, 2014, 8:24 AM
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Claims Morris should have known that Chad Kelly would be kicked off, therefore it was his responsibility to have recruited and FORCED another qb to commit to Clemson lol
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Rock Defender [54]
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CU Medallion [64693]
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Is this a list? It looks like a list.***
Nov 11, 2014, 8:24 AM
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110%er [7657]
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Re: Top Ten - phrases that identify you're a TNET coot
Nov 11, 2014, 8:26 AM
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I personally reserve the word 'coot' for scar fans (aka coots). But some on here do tend to call dumpers, coots also. Dumpers are people too. I wouldn't give them such a derogatory label.
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Re: Top Ten - phrases that identify you're a TNET coot
Nov 11, 2014, 8:53 AM
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Dumpers is too mean ? How about Shaders ? Recoursers ? What about Fumblamentalists ?
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All-In [36438]
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You Forgot - They Ask Young Posters to Get in Their Van For
Nov 11, 2014, 8:58 AM
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Free Candy and Puppies
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CU Medallion [62713]
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Spells 'Deer' as 'Dear'***
Nov 11, 2014, 9:06 AM
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All-TigerNet [13605]
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Re: Spells 'Deer' as 'Dear'***
Nov 11, 2014, 9:09 AM
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Spells moran as moron.
Doesn't understand the grade of slaw
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CU Medallion [62713]
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Spells 'Juan' as 'One'
Nov 11, 2014, 9:10 AM
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(Although I could be called a coot for this one)
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Re: Spells 'Juan' as 'One'
Nov 11, 2014, 9:18 AM
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And don't understand this may be Germans
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Orange Blooded [3710]
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11. Anything from LeadCoot
Nov 11, 2014, 9:53 AM
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nm
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All-TigerNet [13605]
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Re: 11. Anything from LeadCoot
Nov 11, 2014, 9:56 AM
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Oh yes. He or she should be #1 on this list
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All-TigerNet [12505]
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Correcting a poster's spelling
Nov 11, 2014, 10:06 AM
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That's an easy juan.
PS - let's make it a pulse <70% please. Mama didn't raise no coot.
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All-In [25428]
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"Juan".............really now. Everyone knows it's supposed
Nov 11, 2014, 8:12 PM
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to be spelled: "won." lol
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110%er [5989]
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Hello, I am about 2 weeks in to being a new member of TNET.***
Nov 11, 2014, 1:43 PM
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CU Guru [1335]
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Re: Hello, I am about 2 weeks in to being a new member of TNET.***
Nov 11, 2014, 2:25 PM
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Well you forgot the old reliable , , well um , um , until we beat them , , line .
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CU Guru [1081]
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I went ahead and told everyone up front. That was EASY! :-D****
Nov 11, 2014, 3:50 PM
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All-In [25428]
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^^^And had the guts to use your real name, which takes
Nov 11, 2014, 8:10 PM
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a pretty heavy pair IMO. LOL
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CU Guru [1081]
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Thanks Hartins, it's just a game and it is all in fun
Nov 12, 2014, 7:28 AM
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Plus, for the first time since I was 10 we've had something to crow about :-D :-O
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CU Guru [1832]
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I do find it a bit funny
Nov 11, 2014, 8:01 PM
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The reason my pulse is so low is I questioned Dabo and CM's reason to continue to play Stoudt in the UGA game, despite it being obvious to me 10 minutes in who the QB should be. Since then, people assume I'm a coot and give me thumbs down no matter what I post, including that after the new UNC incident that Swofford should step down, as he was the AD during the beginning of the atrocity, adding to him screwing the whole conference with RayCom, which his son/son in law (can't remember which) owns, and is the AD who gave Clemson 2 additional post season football bans to try to get his team to a NCG, ironically siting academic reasons. So, whatever. I feel vindicated in the end with everyone else picking up on what I knew after Watson's first drive.
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Orange Blooded [2348]
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11. Calling it "USC"***
Nov 11, 2014, 8:21 PM
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Orange Blooded [4504]
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WE HAVE A WINNER!!!***
Nov 11, 2014, 8:30 PM
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