THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!

Dec 3, 2015, 8:46 AM

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Here we GO!!! Next up.....the buttholes from Chapel Hole. That's right. Remember the old school days of Clemson football? When the #9 Tarholes fell to the Tigers on the way to a National Championship? Well well well....look what we have here. History is a funny thing.
So the hour is almost upon us. We are about to roll into Charlotte with the world against us. But don't you worry....the process is in full gear.
We traveled to Chapel Hole earlier this week. The process evolved a little. We knew they'd be looking for my van. So we decided to start early...catching them completely off guard. I drove around the city a little and scoped things out. I saw John Swofford reading The Cat in The Hat to a mixture of basketball and football players assembled on a mat and playing with toy cars. I think it was part of the Masters program. I wanted to grab that fat red faced pile of pig vomit....but his day is coming.
I saw a boy in a bow tie leaving a bar after drinking three bud lite lime-a-ritas he kept saying "I'm so hammered, bro". I decided he needed a wake up. I came up and bit a hunk out of his cheek and spit it on his Sperry shoes. They now know I'm here.
So Junior was tasked with getting a Ram. Above are some shots of last year's ram. It is a reminder, a warning of things to come. Rams are strange animals. They look scary. They've got a powerful looking set of horns. They seem tough. But let me tell you, they're little more than lambs. They're all hat, no cowboy. Once you touch a paw shaped red hot brand into them, they shreik and fold up. From there, the tongue is removed and dried into jerky. Ram meat is best eaten raw. I've got the paw of an old brown bear. I use it to tear open the fleshy belly and back of the ram and scoop meat out like the innards of a pumpkin. We will feast on this warm fleshy meal until we are filled. The remains will be left for scavengers to sort out.
As it will be in Charlotte. We will fill the stands with an intimidating army. A sea of orange will fill the stands and we wont be nice. We will make the snotty nosed wine sippers uncomfortable. This is not their day. We will command respect at the game....we're getting none now. Our boys will be focused and dialed in on the field. We will be an army of pure intimidation in the stands. Take what you want. Cropdust a whole row of them. But your blood stained fingers right in the cheese plate as you pass their tailgate. Kiss their women with your mouth filled with Red Man. We will rain down upon the Tarholes and solidify our spot at the TOP of the mountain. This is a day to release your rage on them for all they've done.

Buckle up, Tigers.....it's time!!

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THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!

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I dont get it

He says 'PC,' like it's a good thing.***

Re: I dont get it

Ok, you belong.

gettinG iT now..."BuZZ SaW" ??

You, sir

Gut eR Done...designing a Paw-shaped Buzz Saw! ??

You

No Stupid ??..you design your own saw blade! ??

gOTTA Love biLL !!***

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Excellent work as always, Buzz

Keep the process rolling!

You know....

The process is all consuming

I'll be there to help. Can't wait to watch Tigers win!***

Always look forward to these sick and twisted

Re: THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!

Hey Buzz

Always

Why do you have the head of Jar Jar Binks?***

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Buzz I Believe is Rev Dodd's Mildly

You believe that my

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Maybe he hangs with Eli Roth and Wes Craven***

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