THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!

Oct 8, 2015, 1:09 PM

Oh hell yes it has! NOW do you feel it? Can you smell it? The acrid and metallic taste of warm blood gets your adrenaline going....it's ok. Admit it.
I told you about the leprechaun. I told you about the cardinal. I even told you about frat boys and mountain hippies. You know what though? I havent said anything about nerds.
Enginerds! Well my brethren, I got one!
Straight from the Varsity in Atlanta. I caught this little dork staring into his phone as he walked through the parking lot. He was mumbling some crap about Minecraft and virtual girls when I shoved him in the van.
Now he's with us. The garage is a buzz. I've been hoarding yellow jackets all summer long. I've fed them and raised them. Now this boy will be little more than a swollen mound of hamburger meat by Saturday night. I like to let the bees sting my on occasion....just to #### me off. I've even eaten a handful. The blisters and swelling get better....the pain is intoxicating.
I'm now immune to the sting....hardly even notice it. This will be the case in Death Valley. Brent Venables is immune to the gimmick that Mr. Magoo brought from Atlanta. That offense will be stuffed. Our defense wont have to carry us this time. DW4 will lead an airstrike on the Enginerds that will light up the scoreboard. Look for unsung new faces to lead the way.

So this whimpering dork in his tighty whities is shivering with fear right now. He's been real quiet....he knows what awaits. The flood gates will open and the pain of cleansing will wash over his soul. I'm going to dunk his head in bleach...his eyelids stapled to his forehead. He will be forced to watch the undoing of Paul MaGoo Johnson. His foot will be nailed to the floor to symbolize the inability of the bees to get to the edge this weekend. We're simply going to slowly pull the crushing weight of the van onto his broken and bloodied body and smush the life out of him...just like we're stepping on a yellow jacket. Lights out.

Saturday night I'll drink a pint of honey and whiskey....howl at the moon....and let the world know what is coming.....it's rising from the Valley of Death.

This one will be glorious.

Buckle up!!

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THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!

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Does anyjuan else envision a

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Creepy as a MOFUER!!!*

Re: THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!

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Very creative. Probably be good in a novel. Least I hope

You think Crump hasnt contacted

Well done as usual, BuzzPaw. But I'm confused by the

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THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!

Re: THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!

You

Does anyjuan else envision a

Very..................

Creepy as a MO****FU**ER!!!***

Re: THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!

HAHAHAHA***

Very creative. Probably be good in a novel. Least I hope

You think Crump hasnt contacted

Well done as usual, BuzzPaw. But I'm confused by the

Awesome...as Usual

TigerBoard POTD

Creepy as a MOFUER!!!*