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So I'm in this meeting this morning with a coot.......

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Posted: Nov 16, 2017 2:03 PM
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so I'm seated around a table with several attorneys; the coot, a Jawja grad and a 'Bama grad.

As we wrap up business, the conversation turns to football. I start getting questions about the Miami game, etc. and I give my $0.02 worth on what I think about that game.

As we talk about the Miami game and the chances of Jawja getting back into the CFP conversation, I notice the coot start twitching and looking uncomfortable---then he did it---he blurts out, "But Clemson has to get through Carolina first!"

There's a stunned silence at the table, and the three of us erupt into laughter. The coot is turning beet red, visibly upset. The conversation went back to the CFP.

That is all.

BTW, I'm hearing we get one possibly two major commitments this weekend, though one could be a silent ;)

Go Tigers! Beat Citadel--State Championship!!


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Posted: Nov 16, 2017 2:06 PM
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I suppose the Coot retreated back to his happy place to pet his unicorn and text his mermaid buddies.

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Why you poor-moufing mermaids bro?***

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Posted: Nov 16, 2017 2:09 PM
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He couldn't very well say midget in front of bob.***

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Posted: Nov 16, 2017 2:15 PM
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Bruh...you savage AF***

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Posted: Nov 16, 2017 2:08 PM
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Isn' t God merciful

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Posted: Nov 16, 2017 2:11 PM
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to give chickens such a limited ability of foreseeing natural phenomenon.

Prevents all that anxiety about what's about to come like a more sentient creature would have to suffer through.


So the lawyers were going over...

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Posted: Nov 16, 2017 2:14 PM
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how to lower child support payment to something the coot, leghumper and other inbred could afford since being demoted from the register to fry cook at Hardees? Or was it just another SEC incest charge?

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Posted: Nov 16, 2017 2:19 PM
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Actually it was a fairly complex land development deal involving 4 separate parties. I socialize/hunt with the 'Bama grad and the Jawja guy actually seems pretty cool (he got invited to our duck hunt next week). The coot, well....


The coot got invited too, right?

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Posted: Nov 16, 2017 3:38 PM
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"Duck hunting" is just the cover for "Coot hunting".

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Posted: Nov 16, 2017 2:39 PM
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That's pretty funny. First reading the subject line, I thought you were teaching them how to make a new sandwich at Subway for something.

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#### that's funny!!!

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Posted: Nov 16, 2017 5:21 PM
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Because I work at the hospital with a coot fan that works at the Subway!!!


is this real?***

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Posted: Nov 16, 2017 3:22 PM
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"Because at the end of the game, everyone knew that they weren’t that much better than us or better than us at all."


No freaking way....


Posted: Nov 16, 2017 3:29 PM
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...y'all were stunned...just no way. ;)

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My dad did not trust anybody. In fact, he had a saying. But he wouldn't tell me.


Sounds like you really put that coot,

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Posted: Nov 16, 2017 3:35 PM
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GWPTiger® , on the spot.

Good job.

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I'm actually equal parts cynicism and apathy. I'm always willing to believe the worst as long as it doesn't take too much effort.


Why was the janitor attending your meeting?

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Posted: Nov 16, 2017 5:15 PM
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nm


"But Clemson has to thru Carolina first!"


Posted: Nov 16, 2017 5:18 PM
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Funny.... Didn't know we played the Tarholes next week?


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