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Rock Defender [53]
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Protocol for capturing a female intern's scent
Mar 18, 2014, 1:06 PM
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We just got an intern at our office who smells like a mix of fresh berries and heaven. How do I go about getting a more pungent whiff of this, and also how do I convince my intern at home to adopt said heavenly smell. I'm afraid to go up and sniff or ask.
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All-In [38197]
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Knock her out
Mar 18, 2014, 1:07 PM
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and get a fistful.
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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Just go sniff her...You're a man aren't you? No fear.***
Mar 18, 2014, 1:07 PM
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CU Medallion [54758]
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they LIKE that.
Mar 18, 2014, 1:08 PM
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promise.
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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Re: they LIKE that.***
Mar 18, 2014, 1:13 PM
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Rock Defender [53]
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Re: Just go sniff her...You're a man aren't you? No fear.***
Mar 18, 2014, 1:08 PM
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I did this to the last intern and we're still pending a hostile workplace suit. I'm trying to get a nose full without bankrupting us.
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Rock Defender [53]
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She's an intern. Sexual Harrasment doesn't extend to her.
Mar 18, 2014, 1:09 PM
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do whatever you want. You'll be fine. She's barely a human being.
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Oculus Spirit [81925]
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PotMFD***
Mar 18, 2014, 1:15 PM
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Rock Defender [53]
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also..THIS THREAD IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT PIGS***
Mar 18, 2014, 1:09 PM
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Rock Defender [53]
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Re: also..THIS THREAD IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT PIGS***
Mar 18, 2014, 1:10 PM
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Oh, I didn't say she looked nice. She's actually a cow. Just smells nice. HTH.
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Rock Defender [53]
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Delete this thread before your destruction.***
Mar 18, 2014, 1:11 PM
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Rock Defender [53]
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Re: Delete this thread before your destruction.***
Mar 18, 2014, 1:11 PM
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It's only smellz
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Rock Defender [53]
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SIIHB
Mar 18, 2014, 1:10 PM
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pretty sure you can get a good whiff while she's distracted.
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Rock Defender [53]
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Put some sort of mesh in the women's toilet to catch the poo
Mar 18, 2014, 1:11 PM
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Make sure it's set back far enough in the plumbing so that she thinks it flushed.
Scoop it out, and spread it under your nose.
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Rock Defender [53]
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Re: Put some sort of mesh in the women's toilet to catch the poo
Mar 18, 2014, 1:14 PM
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This is the best answer here. Thanks for someone answering seriously
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110%er [7980]
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is it sexual harassment to complement one's scent
Mar 18, 2014, 1:18 PM
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you could just do that and ask her what it is
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CU Medallion [54758]
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and then tell her that you wish your D smelled like that***
Mar 18, 2014, 1:18 PM
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go for it
Mar 18, 2014, 1:24 PM
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what could possibly go wrong?
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110%er [7980]
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just trip and stumble face first into her hair***
Mar 18, 2014, 1:24 PM
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CU Medallion [54758]
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and have a good reason for tripping...
Mar 18, 2014, 1:26 PM
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like, your pants were down, or something
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Rock Defender [53]
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Rock Defender [53]
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Pro Tip: Fall face first into her breasts.
Mar 18, 2014, 1:30 PM
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1) I bet the smell the same
2) Padding
3) Breasts.
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just politely ask her to come to office and
Mar 18, 2014, 1:19 PM
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and spray down your desk with her scent. you know, like a skunk when its afraid.
Then have the intern at home come visit for lunch, when she finds out you like that aroma, I'm sure she'll rush out and buy it.
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This sounds like a horrible trap on many levels.***
Mar 18, 2014, 1:22 PM
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Rock Defender [53]
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CU Medallion [54758]
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Like her shade of lipstick?? Put some on your collar!***
Mar 18, 2014, 1:26 PM
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Step 1
Mar 18, 2014, 1:26 PM
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Put on your crystal and power up
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CU Medallion [54758]
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for SRS
Mar 18, 2014, 1:27 PM
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I think the JO crystal story & ensuing lunge response will be giving me lulzes for quite some time....
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Oculus Spirit [81925]
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You're welcome.***
Mar 18, 2014, 1:28 PM
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CU Medallion [54758]
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couldn't remember if that was you or lakebum***
Mar 18, 2014, 1:30 PM
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Rock Defender [53]
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for serious
Mar 18, 2014, 2:27 PM
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another point for you for that one. Still chuckle everytime I think of that CL post.
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Re: Step 1
Mar 18, 2014, 1:46 PM
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I thought step one was to put a glass of milk in the refrigerator.
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Rock Defender [53]
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^^^I LIKE THE WAY YOU PAY ATTENTION, SON!
Mar 18, 2014, 3:00 PM
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Have you tried the rest of the steps for breakfast?
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Like this:
Mar 18, 2014, 3:11 PM
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