Mrs Old Slac hosted book club tonight and whaddya know, I encountered this word. Sometimes when she’s hosting these little get togethers I’ll bar tend and serve as I’m a good husband and sometimes I’ll sit in a bit if I’ve read the material. The discussion is often too high brow for me because this is a serious club. I’m talking head of the English department at the college, several professors, a couple of lawyers, a couple of grad students...they don’t play around.
Well, the evening is coming to a close and I walk out to the porch to see if anyone wants one last drink or a toter and I walk into THAT conversation. Specifically, 50 yr old lawyer lady saying that now her “vag looks like it did when I was twelve”. I’m walking out with a couple of Chardonnays in hand and they all bust out laughing because they knew I heard. Not wanting to be unfriendly, I reply,”Niiiice! Wanna chard?” Lotsa laughter, some embarrassment.
Wife befriended the local village bicycle at a Pure Romance
Nov 18, 2020, 7:02 AM
party a year ago.
Chick is a legit 9.8/10. 5 kids by 6 baby daddies. STUPID hot... like Sports Illustrated Swimsuit (before they started focusing on fat chicks, amputees, and lezbos) hot. She said she had a labioplasty.
I don't think SarahAdidas expected me to say, "nice!" when she told me, judging from the look on her face.
Sorry, no pigs. I might be able to produce some for joungesnap.