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Top Ideas For Those Free Coot Tickets!
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Top Ideas For Those Free Coot Tickets!


Nov 29, 2018, 11:31 AM

Free tickets for Gamecocks/Zips! Get 'em before they're gone - only 76,000 remain!!

Can be used for:

(Packs of 24) great for replacing worn brake pads

Folded tightly - makes superb fireplace kindling

Perfect insulation for drafty windows & doors

Visor "extenders" - blocks out annoying sun during short winter days

Great insoles - 6-to-8 per shoe...cheaper than Dr. Shoal's & just as comfy

Excellent substitute for dental floss

Christmas tree levelers - perfect for stabilizing wobbly tree stands

(Pack of 52) - in a pinch, can substitute for worn-out, ragged playing cards

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Re: Top Ideas For Those Free Coot Tickets!


Nov 29, 2018, 11:42 AM

Correction:

1: you don't need brake pads when you take the wheels off a Coot's house

2: All coots are strongly discouraged from an open flame and are told to contact their legal guardian if they notice a fire

3: They would have to re-hang the door/window to limit the "gap" for 76,000 tickets

4: For visors, it would have to be affixed directly in front to the eyes to block the sight of the coots losing again

5: While making great insoles, the building will still require a shirt... and the rest of the shoe.

6: Coots don't have teeth, not floss needed

7:Normally the warden will solve that issue

8: Coots can't count to 52... which is the reason why they still don't understand the score this year!

It is just best to leave those tickets at the ticket office.

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Re: Top Ideas For Those Free Coot Tickets!


Nov 29, 2018, 11:58 AM

A very fine, scholarly rebuttal there, FutureDoc. But - I did leave 2 out:

Suitable for framing - each ticket autographed by Muschamp & Terry Bowden

(Packs of 30+) - properly placed provide unbelievable lumbar support on those long highway trips

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Nov 29, 2018, 12:06 PM

Ahh, very nice.

No comment on that first one... it has that nice creepy vibe to it.

The second one is very important as the prison bus system has very firm and hard plastic benches. No back support returning from the VD clinic to the correctional facility.

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Re: Top Ideas For Those Free Coot Tickets!


Nov 29, 2018, 11:47 AM

A free clothes pin.. Perfect for bicycle machine guns...

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A couple of practical uses in everyday life


Nov 29, 2018, 11:50 AM

Handouts for panhandlers
Tips for lousy service

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How about using them all to make a bunch of paper


Nov 29, 2018, 12:40 PM

trophies to go in an empty trophy case?

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Re: How about using them all to make a bunch of paper


Nov 29, 2018, 5:44 PM

I like that, BBilly! Kind of like "ticket paper mache" trophies. Perfect!

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