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Mike Williams

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Posted: Sep 16, 2015 10:53 AM
 

Injured Clemson Wide Receiver Mike Williams Wearing Jersey From Season Opener As A Cape

Dan Lyons

This young college football season has been filled with unfortunate injuries. One of the earliest was that to Clemson star wide receiver Mike Williams, who suffered a small neck fracture after colliding with a goal post in the season opener against Wofford. Williams has been keeping his spirits up, and has already assumed a role helping coach the wide receivers until he can return to action. Today, Williams was spotted wearing the jersey that he had to be cut out of as a cape around the Clemson facility.


WUT??***


Posted: Sep 16, 2015 12:10 PM
 




Re: WUT??***

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Posted: Sep 16, 2015 12:12 PM
 

I know some of the sentences are rather long, maybe it would be helpful to break them down into smaller chunks and read them aloud to yourself.

I believe in you, I know you can do it!!!

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Quit acting like an azzwhole...

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Posted: Sep 16, 2015 12:14 PM
 

Williams was spotted wearing the jersey that he had to be cut out of as a cape around the Clemson facility.

make a lot of sense?


Re: Quit acting like an azzwhole...


Posted: Sep 16, 2015 12:15 PM
 

Mike Williams is a 21 or 22 yr old college kid. I am pretty sure when I was 21-22 I did some stuff that made older folks shake their head too. Let him have some fun.


Over yur heads, I'm talking about Dan Lyons'


Posted: Sep 16, 2015 12:20 PM
 

shatty sentences....


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Posted: Sep 16, 2015 12:31 PM
 

Why would anybody be shaking their head about this ?


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Posted: Sep 16, 2015 12:18 PM
 

totally

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Re: Quit acting like an azzwhole...

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Posted: Sep 16, 2015 12:20 PM
 

Yes...his jersey was cut to get it off him. He's now wearing that cut jersey as a cape around campus.


Re: Quit acting like an azzwhole...

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Posted: Sep 16, 2015 12:27 PM
 

Hmmm? Makes perfect sense to me. Not sure what you're missing.

1. He was wearing a jersey when he was playing football and hit the goal post.
2. He was hurt and had to be cut out of said jersey.
3. He is now wearing the jersey that was cut off of him as a cape (think Superman).

I'm confused as to how you cannot understand that.


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Posted: Sep 16, 2015 12:28 PM
 

I think oven cleaner and a paper bag are to blame here

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Funny but I'm not giving you a point for...

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Posted: Sep 16, 2015 12:39 PM
 

I believe you deserve the 666 in your point count. When someone breaks it I'll come back and add the point.

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Posted: Sep 16, 2015 12:45 PM
 




Gentlemen, gentlemen.


Posted: Sep 16, 2015 12:37 PM
 

If it takes three sentences to explain one then the sentence's composer failed. The goal is to communicate with everyone, every time.

I'm guilty of throwing chit like that up on tigernet's boreds. It's careless and inconsiderate. BTW, I got it and I expect everyone else did too.





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He should sell it on Ebay


Posted: Sep 16, 2015 12:50 PM
 

Oh wait, not allowed to sell things that belong to you if you play NCAA sports.


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