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Hey duders


Nov 1, 2018, 10:49 PM

I have an 4 bed RV that I would like to park somewhere near Death Valley on Saturday. I am not an IPTAY or Alum, but I do have a cousin who went to South Carolina, so I think that should be close enough of a connection to get a hookup.

Anywho, I have bowel movements every 33-47 minutes (darn Viet Cong and Napalm) so I need to be close to either full hookup or a bathroom with a handicap stall. No, I am not handicap, but I need to fit my Golden Corral-self through the door and these new age hipster engineers think a 28" waist is all that needs to fit through a shitttttter door.

Anywho, I got off track. Where would be a good spot for me and Mercedes? Oh, yeah, if it sweetens the pot, my little stripper gal from Conway will be joining me, so where should be park and tailgate? She dont show them for just anyone, as you can tell as she is with me, but we could make a trade if you wish.

Thank you for the help!
#tigermanac
#mercedes_conway_69
#tigers

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Nov 2, 2018, 12:39 AM

I don't have any information that would be helpful at this time , but I am going to guess that some of your responses will be zingers... I tagged to follow .

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DB23


Paint the RV up in Looserville colors and wait


Nov 2, 2018, 6:46 AM

on the side of the road until you see the busses go by. Pull in behind them and follow all the way to the stadium. Park right at the bottom of that big shiny tower.

If anybody tries to make you move, tell them Miss Mercedes is Coach P’s special relaxation coach and has to be as close to him with her custom meditation chamber as possible.

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Re: Hey duders


Nov 2, 2018, 7:10 AM

The grove in Pendleton

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Re: Hey duders


Nov 2, 2018, 9:25 AM

I got my first ever lap dance from a stripper name Mercedes- somewhere around Santee or Elloree, SC.

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Nov 2, 2018, 10:01 AM

Well ? Was it Santee or Elloree ? My GPS can only do one destination at a time .

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DB23


Re: Hey duders


Nov 2, 2018, 12:53 PM

Try Santee- I doubt Elloree even shows up on a GPS.

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Re: Hey duders


Nov 2, 2018, 10:22 AM

Try Bluff Rd. There should be plenty of spaces available really close to the stadium this week since the coots are travelling to old mississippi.

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