Re: Best song middle school years.

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Man, those Raleigh soliloquies are so awesome!

Feb 10, 2020, 10:01 AM [ in reply to Re: Mine... (maybe) ]

part I

Scratch it verbally, or we're gonna know who to kill. We've got you in this ######' movie to exterminate all the lunatics all at once with a filtering system of a God. We're the psycho-semantic police. You can't even see us. How in the #### can you do anything about it? We're pure intelligence, you're not. You're biological product of a cosmological universe. You're molecular matter, I constructed you. #### you. I made you up, you didn't make me up, you got it backwards. You know who you are? You're ######' semantic blockage. That's what made you up. You're a ######' programmer named Christine Gontarek who ###### up. She sucked my ####, fell in love, and she was locked in. She's gonna get her second chance to suck my #### again. If she turns me down, she's gonna go straight to hell, she won't pass "Go", she'll never ######' win. She's the #### that thought she was God, but that's OK. I don't give a ####, as long as she sucks me off when I tell her, cause she's my zombie. I captured that ############, and she's my cassette. I want that ########## to send me at least fifty-thousand ######' dollars. If she can't do it, I'll try ten. If she can't do that, I'll try five, but that's it. If you got a dowry of $5,000 come out here and suck me off, do what I tell you from now on, and you can join me in eternal time

part II

[Raleigh and a security guard]
"You went for line drawings and you ###### up you ######' idiot
You brain-washed yourself you mother ######' stupid #### suckers, because you never studied your Holy Homework. That's two capital H's there, all the rest are lower case in any ######' case. Supreme Court, you are not the ####### Supreme Court of anything, except Hell! For the next ten-thousand years you will shovel your #### and eat it, because you're on repeat mother ######. It just started backwards and you can't do a ######' thing about it. The public are gonna take back every ######' thing that you took away from them you mother ######."
"Raleigh."
"Yes."
"This is the deal."
"Yes, what is the deal?"
"You either cool it down right now..."
"Or you're gonna ###### die!"
"...you'er outta here."
"Oh, your gonna put me out? Well I ain't leavin' mother ######. Now what are you gonna do, what are you gonna do to this little kid? Eh?"
"You're gonna go to the psyche ward."
"Well good, that's where I wanna go."
"Yeah, you're gonna be right there. So you better cool it down. You better cool it down right now. I don't want to hear anything else out of this room or you are gonna go to the psyche ward. This is your last opportunity."
"Yeah, OK, get it. Let's go."
"Shut your ######' mouth."
"Alright."
"And don't make any more waves in the house. Otherwise you're going to the psyche ward."
"Well, that's exactly what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna go to the psyche ward and so I'm gonna shoot my ######' mouth off, so get out of here. You're cutting into my commercial."
"You understand?"
"I'm making a ######' commercial; I'm a businessman! Get out of here! You're trying to get in on this ######' thing; you ain't no star, #######, your just a ######' errand boy."
"You're the craziest son of a ##### I ever..."
"Exactly. I'm an American!"
"This is the last warning, Raleigh."
"Good, shut up!"
[background laughter]
"Anymore out of you and you're going to the psyche ward."
"See, you lie. You don't eat your feedback."
"You need to understand that, as long as you understand that, that's the rules Raleigh."
"Whoever comes in this ######' room, I'm gonna kill em! That's what I gonna do."
"Oh are ya? I'm in your room Raleigh."
"Well you've come in against...this is my room"
"I'm in your room, I'm in your room, I'm in your room."
"Back out, back out, back out. Words don't bother me man, actions do."
"Let's do it, go for it dude."
"Well if you come at me you're gonna ######' die!"
"Go for it."
"I ain't going for nothing, you ######' reach for me and I'm gonna take your arm off."
"Come on. Come on!"
"I ain't comin', you come."
"Cool it Raleigh. You understand that? You got it? Either you cool it or you're out of here, that's the only choice you have."
"Try it."
"You're gone dude."
"Who's gonna enforce it? Call the cops mutherfucker! Call the cops."
"You got witnesses right now?"
"No witnesses, call the ####### cops! I'll call the ######' cops on you, you ##########, right now."
"Good."
"911, just like that, and you will never get out of this."
"Good. Come on."

"I would like an emergency call please, there's a psychopathic trying to kill me in my ######' room, now get them cops over here to 12309 Ventura Street please. He is standing in my door, I told him to get out of here, and he tells me he's gonna put me in the psycho-tank, for making my production here. Which is a science fiction magazine! And he's trying to scare me cause he thinks he's big, but he's just a big pile of ####! Cause I'll splatter him all over the ######' wall. I hope you record all that. That's a pre-programming for the police department! And send 'em over here, cause I'm about to kill him in two seconds. Now get 'em over here as fast as you can please. I hope you're recording this."

part III

You guys don't know what love is

You don't know what love is
Until you've learned the meaning of the blues
Until you had a love you had to lose
You don't know what love is

Let's see. What's happening? The sacks are filling up again here yeah
Well we can stop that thing ya know any ######' time we want, let's do it

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Best song middle school years.

Mine... (maybe)

Re: Mine... (maybe)

Drunkenly stumbled here once again.

Man, those Raleigh soliloquies are so awesome!

One of the few songs where a cover was better.