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My Solution For Student Tickets
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My Solution For Student Tickets


Aug 29, 2017, 10:19 PM

Any student who wants tickets for the season reports to Student Affairs a week before the first home game and have a GPS enabled microchip put under their skin and is given a ticket for game 1.

For each subsequent home game their microchip is authorized for the next game attendance if they remained within the confines of the stadium for 100% of the previous game. So if you want to go to Auburn, sit your keester down and yell for the whole Kent State game.

Also the microchip will transmit to my private server 24 hour/day HD video of all Clemson Tiger females activities.

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Sounds reasonable.***


Aug 29, 2017, 11:07 PM



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"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard."
- H. L. Mencken


wOw....Can


Aug 30, 2017, 7:13 AM

I come over on Fridays nights and just chat??? PLEASE

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monter le cheval de fer
A coot will usually blink when hit in the head with a ball-peen hammer


By chat he means semicircle


Aug 30, 2017, 7:44 AM

Jerk

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Re: My Solution For Student Tickets


Aug 30, 2017, 7:33 AM

PERV Alert! Guard your daughters.

Things to do today:
1. Hack MT's server

Oops.

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"Paging Dr. Mengele......


Aug 30, 2017, 7:36 AM

Dr. Josef Mengele, white courtesy phone please, Paging Dr. Mengele..."

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