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All-In [34823]
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Craziest illegal thing you've done...
Jul 12, 2018, 10:18 AM
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110%er [9879]
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is that illegal though
Jul 12, 2018, 10:18 AM
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if it's dead?
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All-In [34823]
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Local zoning laws prevail.
Jul 12, 2018, 10:20 AM
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Feds leave that one alone.
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Oculus Spirit [97731]
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Ok, statute of limitations is up, so here is
Jul 12, 2018, 10:30 AM
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In high school we beat our rival in football one Friday night.
A friend and I went to Kroger and purchased a large piece of poster paper and a few cans of spray paint of our school's color. Drew our football logo on the huge posterboard paper and cut it out.
Went to the only road that led to our rivals school (around 2am or so). Spray painted the logo and then Go (our team) as well. Task completed in less than 5 minutes.
Next week we had a special assembly. Whole high school was called into the gym. Principal then told us of this "vandalism" and gave us a long lecture on how it was not the way our school should be represented, yada yada. Friend and I just sat there and listened. Never even exchanged a glance.
FWIW, it was a road. Stuff probably washed away after a couple of rains. Would not do a building or anything that would be permanent. Posterboard logo stencil worked great though.
Wait, driving drunk and leaving the scene of an accident. Yep. That's worse. Forgot about that one. This comes in first, above would be second. I didn't kill anyone or myself, just some bushes and a fence, and a parked car was scratched. I paid to fix it all working at a sweat shop dry cleaners for an entire summer for $4.25/hr.
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Oculus Spirit [81925]
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There's no statute of limitations on murder.
Jul 12, 2018, 10:44 AM
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(hoping your high school beat them in football)
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Oculus Spirit [97731]
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First sentence...
Jul 12, 2018, 10:48 AM
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"In high school we beat our rival in football one Friday night."
Murder?
Try another cup of joe. It'll help.
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Oculus Spirit [81925]
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Eh,
Jul 12, 2018, 12:25 PM
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the first sentence wasn't related to the second. Misread your post that you were playing your rival team, not beat them for the second sentence.
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That is why I always
Jul 12, 2018, 10:56 AM
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Oculus Spirit [97731]
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I could have made all that up as well.
Jul 12, 2018, 11:00 AM
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Fake news and all. No one here believes my stories anyway. 
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All-In [35541]
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Oculus Spirit [97731]
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Oh I did, so it's all true.***
Jul 12, 2018, 11:12 AM
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Oculus Spirit [85339]
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My sister
Jul 12, 2018, 10:26 AM
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-McLovin
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Re: My sister
Jul 12, 2018, 10:54 AM
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Oculus Spirit [97731]
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Congarts - You won the Lunge today.***
Jul 12, 2018, 11:39 AM
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CU Medallion [54758]
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yep, SHUT IT DOWN!***
Jul 12, 2018, 11:46 AM
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Pigs of Sister?***_***
Jul 12, 2018, 1:31 PM
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Oculus Spirit [78892]
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attache
Jul 12, 2018, 3:39 PM
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Oculus Spirit [85339]
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luv u willmo***
Jul 12, 2018, 3:41 PM
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Oculus Spirit [97731]
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2, 3, 5, 1, 4
Jul 12, 2018, 3:59 PM
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Need valid SCDL for #5 and #1. Grain-fed women these days, can't be too careful.
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110%er [9879]
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Re: Craziest illegal thing you've done...
Jul 12, 2018, 10:53 AM
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Stealing a stop sign that was later the scene of a fatal accident.
not really, but that would be bad
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All-In [47799]
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13 reasons?***
Jul 12, 2018, 10:53 AM
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Not the craziest, but maybe the most brazen
Jul 12, 2018, 11:08 AM
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My brother and I were maybe 12 and 13yrs old. Maybe 11 and 12.
We went to Kroger with my mom to go grocery shopping. It was winter so we were wearing our Starter jackets with the big pocket in the front.
We went down the cigar isle and stuffed over 60 cigars in our pockets (between the two of us) and walked out like kings.
We went home, smoked them, got sick and puked. Repeated every weekend until we ran out.
It was awesome.
We would also go to Barnes and Noble with my mom. We'd grab a 4x4 magazine or something, wrap it around a Playboy/Hustler to hide it, take it into the bathroom, stuff it down our pants, and return the 4x4 magazine to the shelf. We did that a dozen times and never got caught.
We jerked it to those magazines for years. One had a TombRaider Cosplay on the front, one was Girls of the Pac10, one was a Voluptous Vixens special edition, 1 was a hustler with a big Conan the Barbarian themed photo spread (the first time I saw a woman peeing). One was a Naughty Neighbors. One had Shannon Elizabeth from American Pie...
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Oculus Spirit [97731]
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You're younger than me
Jul 12, 2018, 11:44 AM
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I never stole anything from a store or anywhere. One thing I've literally NEVER done.
BUT, I had friends whose dads subscribed to Playboy and Penthouse. I would pay them like $10 for a magazine. Ended up with a collection of about 10. Penthouse was WAY better than Playboy, and in their "Forum" section I read and learned how to polish my knob. Also lucked up on ONE Hustler, which I paid a premium of $20 for.
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Im not telling yall THAT! I may want to go to med school
Jul 12, 2018, 11:21 AM
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someday!
I KNOW HOW YOU PEOPLE OPERATE
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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Had like a 40 year old dude move into the apartment below me
Jul 12, 2018, 11:29 AM
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during college. First weekend he's there, me and the neighbors have a little get together, not even realizing he's moved in. Not only does he call the cops, he starts going around and ringing our doorbells at 5:30 am to wake us up and being a bisch about having a party. The guy was flat retarded, he acted like he thought it was supposed to be a retirement community or something.
Anyway, we went outside the next night and rekt his RX-8. He cried. Said it was the only possession he had that he cared about. Called police again. We weren't arrested, but got into quite a bit of trouble. Had to pay to fix damages. We tormented this guy until he finally caved and moved out. That guy caused so many issues for us throughout the ~ 10 months he lived there.
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All-TigerNet [10938]
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There is a small chunk of brick missing from the side of
Jul 12, 2018, 12:32 PM
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Judge Keller's. My car did that at 3am, and didn't miss the after party.
(likely not the craziest thing i've done, but one of the few things that has not been fixed and the legend lives on)
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Oculus Spirit [81076]
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They may have fixed that
Jul 12, 2018, 4:27 PM
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Didn't someone once run into the front of Judge Kellers, taking out the front window?
I did a search, didn't find it but swear I remember that happening.
I did find the story of the guy last year who was so hammers he couldn't even take a mugshot, and drove into knickerbockers.
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All-In [45778]
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I'm doing it right now.....
Jul 12, 2018, 1:38 PM
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RH's house wasn't hard at all to fire up. Burn baby burn. Oh I hacked your Wi-Fi code to use your interwebs. I'm stealing your dog. I already removed the chip. Dog loves chicken livers. That is all.
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Heisman Winner [135616]
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LOLUTZ.***
Jul 12, 2018, 4:03 PM
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Oculus Spirit [93673]
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Anyone here old enough to remember when...
Jul 12, 2018, 6:14 PM
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a bank night depository was nothing but a flap which covered a chute? Well, I'm the reason they changed back in the early 1970s. We shaped a metal coat hanger to the size of the chute and sewed a pillowcase around it as a catchall.
They put it in, we took it out. It went on for about a month before they figured out who, how and when. I was arrested by the FBI and taken to Knoxville to stand before the Fed Judge. My dad had bitter words between us the week before the arrest but when came home the following week and told me he didn't and wouldn't uphold me in what I'd done but he would stand beside me and hire a good lawyer to handle the courts.
He died a week later. I never heard from law enforcement or the courts again regarding the pillowcase bandit stuff. There were several pillowcase copycats across the country. Johnny Carson mentioned it and noted that Rockwood had nine killings/murder without an arrest. His comment was 'If you're going to kill someone do it in Rockwood, TN.'
I spent a decade or so wondering when they would set a trial date.
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Re: Anyone here old enough to remember when...
Jul 12, 2018, 9:52 PM
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Oculus Spirit [93673]
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Try the Knox Library archives.***
Jul 13, 2018, 5:19 PM
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Oculus Spirit [93673]
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I wouldn't boast.
Jul 13, 2018, 5:10 PM
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I lost my father to his first heart attack a week after I was arrested and felt the guilt of killing him until I had my first heart attack at 32 years old.
I've never told how much money was involved, not even to those who served as lookouts.
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110%er [9300]
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These stories, outside of CT88'S, are fairly tame
Jul 13, 2018, 8:05 AM
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I ran a 40k truck into a house on Christmas Eve about 15 years ago. Totaled the truck and nearly the house
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Oculus Spirit [93673]
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I actually ran my dad's 1971 Dodge Pickup into...
Jul 13, 2018, 5:20 PM
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a stone retaining wall and bent all four corners on the truck. He chit a brick.
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Oh, this is so bad...
Jul 13, 2018, 8:39 AM
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I once went through a red light in downtown Raleigh at 3 o’clock in the morning when no one was around.
#lifeontheedge
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