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Not a game day limerick, but...
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Not a game day limerick, but...


Nov 21, 2018, 5:23 PM

Down in a place called Sodom and Gomorrah,
The Gamec0cks partied like there’s no tomorrow.
Until an angel came down from up above,
And said, “If you change your stupid mascot, you can keep your free love”

But Satan had made all the people resist
“My feather pluckin’ mascot will never be missed”!
So God came over, and smote the whole land.
And nothing was left but acres of sand.

Then everybody died but a fellow named Lott,
He grabbed his wife and his kids and said, “Let’s get out of this spot”
But his wife was turned into a pillar of salt.
Though he told her not to look back, it’s her own fault.

But the stupid chicken mascot persisted many years
Until it landed in Columbia where its fans shed many tears
Because they play a game each year in the last week of November
But there are things about the chickens that we always must remember:

The gamec0cks coached the shooter hidden on the grassy knoll
And are rarely found deserving of a mid-December Bowl

The gamec0cks were with Rodney King and caused the riots in LA
And delayed the best solutions to problems of Y2K

The gamec0cks were a favorite of Slobadon Milosevic
And are why we had two Darrens on the TV show Bewitched

The gamec0cks caused the passing of our Queen Of Soul Aretha
And make their money selling masks to the leaders of Antifa

The gamec0cks were responsible for Hillary Clinton’s server
And why she still defends it with alacrity and fervor

The gamec0cks down in Florida tampered with the last election
But will never make the Committee’s playoff team selection.

But most importantly they’ve lost the last two games by 90 points to 10
But still believe Boy Bentley when he says Never Again

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