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Orange Blooded [3184]
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So let's say I'm single and there's a chick on my team that
Apr 11, 2018, 9:10 PM
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I'm training. She's my subordinate in function but not necessarily my subordinate in title/pay-grade. We are fliry as HAIL at the office. I mean, it's obvious we're into each other (and that's not just my perception, according to various other members of my team).
Do I smash? She's down. I just need to know if this is going to make my life difficult.
Her hotness factor is a 7/10 but her coolness factor is a 11/10. I'm 29, she's 23.
What do? Thanks, jounge.
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Heisman Winner [135915]
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Never hide the sausage where you pick up the bacon.
Apr 11, 2018, 9:12 PM
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Unless you can walk away from your job with no notice.
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Orange Blooded [3184]
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That is actually quite eloquent
Apr 11, 2018, 9:16 PM
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I think that MAYBE there's an opportunity to just have a fling on our company trip this summer, so am weighing my options.
I mean, she's a super cool chick. The type of girl you would hang out with even without some making sexxxxxx. The whoopie would just be a bonus.
I mean, it's a cool position to be in given that we're going to be going to a tropical business trip in June and I'm single...she's single...etc.
I guess I'm humblebragging that my partner at the office is someone who has a mutual sechual interest in me. Will report back after I rub one out.
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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does she have other friends in the office?
Apr 12, 2018, 9:10 AM
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Maybe it's just me, but every break up I've had has gone horribly. Whether it was a couple week fling or a couple of years long relationship, most of them hated me pretty bad after it was over. I couldn't get a Wells Fargo mortgage because of one break up.
If nobody likes her or she has no friends in the office you might stand a chance, just paint her as some sort of crazy bisch when it ends.
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All-In [46825]
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Don't have to date you to feel that way
Apr 12, 2018, 9:11 AM
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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I wish more people would hate me so they'd leave me alone***
Apr 12, 2018, 9:15 AM
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Heisman Winner [135609]
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Before you take that chance, I suggest that you
Apr 11, 2018, 9:14 PM
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buy Hayes Carll tickets and see if you make it in the door. To gauge her actual coolness, I mean.
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Orange Blooded [3184]
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Ah you mother ######
Apr 11, 2018, 9:16 PM
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I hate you because you're right
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All-In [47750]
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Pigs aren't loading...***
Apr 11, 2018, 9:18 PM
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All-TigerNet [10938]
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A wise man once told me
Apr 11, 2018, 9:23 PM
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"Never dip your pen in the company inkwell..."
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All-In [36450]
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U always f her, think w your peter not your brain.***
Apr 11, 2018, 11:37 PM
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Re: So let's say I'm single and there's a chick on my team that
Apr 12, 2018, 7:09 AM
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This reminds me of the Office, but you strike me as more of a Roy and less of a Jim.
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CU Medallion [66079]
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Do not
Apr 12, 2018, 8:24 AM
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Sirius
Do not poke
Co-workers are fap fodder, not relationship goals
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Heisman Winner [105590]
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Has your peanus ever led you astray before? Trust that
Apr 12, 2018, 8:31 AM
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little guy, it's why God gave him a brain as well as your own brain.
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Hall of Famer [23693]
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Please do not.
Apr 12, 2018, 8:44 AM
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I find the chance of your possibly reproducing, highly depressing.
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All-In [31896]
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So...you're single AND a hot/cool girl is down...
Apr 12, 2018, 8:45 AM
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and your first thought it to come on here and ask a bunch of losers what you should do?
If you don't eff a girl who is hot and cool and 23, then I don't know what we're all doing here!
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Oculus Spirit [93668]
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You need to wipe that off your foot.***
Apr 12, 2018, 8:54 AM
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Hall of Famer [23994]
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I know people who are in your position that have been
Apr 12, 2018, 8:56 AM
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dating for 2 years now and are about to get married.
Don't pursue unless you want to get married.
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All-In [48078]
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I think you know what must be done.*****
Apr 12, 2018, 9:21 AM
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Oculus Spirit [79252]
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How bad she want it? She sent you noodz yet?
Apr 12, 2018, 9:25 AM
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Can you please tmail me them?
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All-In [46825]
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The last time we got pigs from an office romance,
Apr 12, 2018, 9:27 AM
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it was turrible.
Still fapped, but wasn't happy about it.
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Oculus Spirit [79252]
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You got pigs of that stank?***
Apr 12, 2018, 9:49 AM
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Oculus Spirit [79252]
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Wait, it this an office 7 or an street 7?
Apr 12, 2018, 9:59 AM
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It matters
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