May Madness - Sweet Relationships region #3 vs. #6 seeds
May 7, 2020, 1:39 PM
Seed #3
ur shower is encapsulated in glass, I call it "The Viewing Cube". Just the other day my wife was standing at the sink brushing her teeth, and I smushed my butt up against the glass and let a glorious fart rip. I call those "Enhanced Farts", because you really get a lot better quality sound out of them that way.
Seed #6
I did manage to lure her up and outside with cheese cubes yesterday, but it didn't last long.
Seems like I have the most control over wife and dogs when I possess the cheese cubes