Man goes into a bar and orders 3 beers. After he finishes them he orders 3 more. Bartender says "I don't want to be nosy but why do you order 3 beers at a time?" Man says "I have 2 brothers and I drink one for each of them."
A week later the man goes back to the bar and orders 2 beers. After he finishes them he orders 2 more. Bartender says "Why just 2 beers this week? Did one of your brothers pass away?" The man said "No my wife made me quit drinking."