"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.

If people were as good as their obituary - and products were as good as advertised - this would truly be a wonderful world !!

If people were as good as their obituary - and products were as good as advertised - this would truly be a wonderful world !!

"It is not part of a true culture to tame tigers any more than it is to make sheep ferocious."
--Henry David Thoreau