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I'm glad y'all are up,cause this story can't wait. So, Ole
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I'm glad y'all are up,cause this story can't wait. So, Ole
Jul 23, 2017, 12:56 AM
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Spud is at the wedding reception with my old roommate,who I happened to be the best man in his wedding 30 plus years ago. During the dinner conversation with another of his groomsmen in that same wedding, said groomsman, now 59 years old, leaves to visit the facilities. During his absence, his SECOND wife of 30 plus years, offers up a story to pass the time.She is a wonderful lady and a terrific orator. She opens up by stating, " Did Barry(not his name to protect the innocent) tell you about the last wedding we went to?". Well, not wanting to be a total buffoon by stating the obvious that us men don't talk about our latest matrimonial ceremonies we were forced to attend, I simply said," No Ma'am...please proceed". And she did. She says,"Well, we were at a wedding in so and so township, and Barry left to obtain a cold one. On his way back, he ran into a friend who invited him to meet several other guests at HIS table. Barry , ever the gentleman, approached the table and his friend went around the table making the introductions. Everything was proceeding nicely,until a lady at the table piped up and said,"Hey Barry, I'm Sandra!". To which my friend says," Sandra who?", to which the lady abruptly says,"Sandra the woman you were married to for FOUR years!".................Fellas, I spit my beer out all over the fine linens of a wonderful establishment in Charlotte tonight. I have not laughed that hard in many, many weeks....At least since Bentley said," We're just as good as Clemson"........I hope y'all enjoyed that tale as much as I did.And Mrs. Spud will attest to every word.
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Re: I'm glad y'all are up,cause this story can't wait. So, Ole
Jul 23, 2017, 1:07 AM
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Funny story, thanks for sharing. Send pics of the Wando fish man, it been a good reminder for me to get out & fish more. Yes, Bentley did have the delusion that Clemson wasn't that much better than them. I think this is of what Bentley was speaking of.. 56-7. I say Ferrell shows him the bench by 2nd quarter. Couldn't handle it last year, and sure isn't going to handle it this year.
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Well that's just funny.. what did your buddy say??
Jul 23, 2017, 1:33 AM
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Re: I'm glad y'all are up,cause this story can't wait. So, Ole
Jul 23, 2017, 9:13 AM
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Thank you again for another great story. Truth be told if I see your handle
in a thread I always read it because I will be rewarded with a very good laugh
and again you did not disappoint. TU to you.
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Re: I'm glad y'all are up,cause this story can't wait. So, Ole
Jul 23, 2017, 9:34 AM
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Well done Spud. Another goodun.
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Re: I'm glad y'all are up,cause this story can't wait. So, Ole
Jul 23, 2017, 9:42 AM
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What's the punchline?
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He did not even recognize a woman he
Jul 23, 2017, 11:44 AM
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Had been maari3d to for 4 years...30 years after the fact
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