If you are white and own a dog, you are openly participating and advocating for cultural appropriation and colonialism. Reinforcing this culture is NOT acceptable and will come with its repercussions. Dogs are and always will be the living reminder of how tainted our history is as a whole.
This from another article on the site (there appear to be only 3), about how mean Trump is to animals:
The President lashed out at kangaroos earlier this year with not supporting or aiding with the bushfires in Australia. He only offered his “love”, and if we know one thing about Trump, it’s that he has none. When similar fires occurred in California, he was noticeably more concerned and distraught, which is most likely because there are no kangaroos in California.
Falsehood flies, and truth comes limping after it, so that when men come to be undeceived, it is too late; the jest is over, and the tale hath had its effect: like a man, who hath thought of a good repartee when the discourse is changed, or the company parted; or like a physician, who hath found out an infallible medicine, after the patient is dead.
- Jonathan Swift
I have to say the site looks really good. But a closer look make it clearly fake. The first clue was the article itself, that owning dogs is racist. That sounds more like an article making fun of the recent focus on racism, and not a position anyone can take seriously.
Second, the article goes way overboard (on purpose no doubt), suggesting for example that white people donate their dogs to shelters so it can find its perfect home.
Third, there are only 3 articles on the website. One of the others is called "How Seahorses are Breaking Gender Stereotypes." The other is the one I quoted about Trump being unhappy with kangaroos not fighting wildfires.
Fourth, the name "United Wildlife Union" is an amusingly redundant name.
Just for fun: if you over your mouse over the author's photo, it rotates.
Falsehood flies, and truth comes limping after it, so that when men come to be undeceived, it is too late; the jest is over, and the tale hath had its effect: like a man, who hath thought of a good repartee when the discourse is changed, or the company parted; or like a physician, who hath found out an infallible medicine, after the patient is dead.
- Jonathan Swift
Falsehood flies, and truth comes limping after it, so that when men come to be undeceived, it is too late; the jest is over, and the tale hath had its effect: like a man, who hath thought of a good repartee when the discourse is changed, or the company parted; or like a physician, who hath found out an infallible medicine, after the patient is dead.
- Jonathan Swift
But the Mt. Pleasant articles were especially amazing. I liked the one where he said police would start issuing citations to anyone who didn't have a Salt Life sticker on their car.