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Oculus Spirit [75719]
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Okay folks who claim to be so much
Aug 18, 2017, 9:54 AM
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better at written communication than I am, how would you phrase something like this?
Each day I have to send email some folks and ask them to work with part number X in RID X that is found in Client X. Make that flow nicely.
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All-In [35541]
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Best I could do OP
Aug 18, 2017, 9:55 AM
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Each day I have to send email some folks and ask them to work with part number X in RID X that is found in Client X. Make that flow nicely.
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110%er [6228]
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I will if you ask nicely***
Aug 18, 2017, 9:58 AM
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Oculus Spirit [75719]
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Re: I will if you ask nicely***
Aug 18, 2017, 10:09 AM
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Dear Nicely,
Please reconstruct the following so is reads in a more pleasing manner.
"Please further process PN X in RID X in the X client."
Thank you for your assistance.
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Heisman Winner [135609]
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Like this:
Aug 18, 2017, 9:58 AM
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You ain't got no problem. I'm on the ############. Go back in there, chill them ####### out and wait for the Wolf, who should be coming directly.
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Heisman Winner [105590]
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I got you fam
Aug 18, 2017, 9:59 AM
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Dearest Bosslady,
I don't know what dafukkk I'm doing at this company. Thanks for the paychecks.
Lovingly,
PettyFloydTesla
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CU Medallion [54011]
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I'll try.
Aug 18, 2017, 10:01 AM
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Each day, I have to send email! some folks and ask them, to work with part number X? in RID X that is found in Client ###. Make that flow nicely, like a river.
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Lot o points [155929]
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Glad to help
Aug 18, 2017, 10:06 AM
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Dearest compatriot,
As you know, it is a requirement of our continued employment to find RID X's in Client X. Once we have done so, we then need to find part number x's within said RID X's, and work with them accordingly. That, dear (sir/madam) is why I am engaging you within this written communication. Please do so post haste.
I remain, Aerozeptallica
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All-In [49046]
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You forgot to add
Aug 18, 2017, 10:29 AM
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Please to be sending 1000 US dollars to my nigerian bank account so that I may free up the 1,000,000,000 Euros that I intend to split with you in this transaction.
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110%er [5323]
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Re: Okay folks who claim to be so much
Aug 18, 2017, 10:08 AM
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Dear Anti-Semite #########,
I got a bone to pick with you. I came across your ad in my search for a new shovel and it seemed like a great deal. Until I read your disgusting comment about not selling the shovel to Jewish people. How the hell do you think that is acceptable in this day and age? What does it matter what religion someone is for you to sell them a shovel? This is absolutely despicable and an outrage to the Jewish community. You make me sick.
Sincerely NOT buying your shovel of hatred,
Mordecai Goldstein
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Rock Defender [53]
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I'll give it a go
Aug 18, 2017, 10:11 AM
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Good Morning Everyone!
I don't like you and I can't agree with you.
I am going to be an ### and just straight up say I have had tickets and premier parking passes that I have paid out the mothra for and I haven't seen you once at those games.
Dude you talk so much #### on here and throw weight but I don't buy it.
Just one mans opinion. And don't play that Alum vs. NonAlum. That crap don't fly. I have been IPTAY since 1999. Took all my boat cleaning and waxing and bar tending dollars and put it all into IPTAY. I had season tickets while you were dancing with the ugliest chick in high school.
I call you a ####### fraud and always will. You ############# fraud.
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All-In [45047]
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Here's my best effort
Aug 18, 2017, 10:20 AM
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Deer Nice Folks,
Please use this on a daily basis to help your pipes flow better.
Sincerely, aero
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All-In [47750]
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I'll try
Aug 18, 2017, 10:25 AM
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Please do your ####### job today.
TIA
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Heisman Winner [137949]
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Here:
Aug 18, 2017, 10:33 AM
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I have to send email. Each day. You must work with part number X, folks. In RID X that is found in Client X. This flows nicely, look how I have made it do so.
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Oculus Spirit [78892]
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here ya go
Aug 18, 2017, 10:42 AM
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Deer All,
Greetings!
It is with great pleasure, on behalf of bosslady, I would like to share the good news that our organization is seeking to work with part number X in RID X that is found in Client X. Happy to share that our Chairman bosslady is honoured as one among the top 50 icons of Merica and listed right next to Shri. Ravi Shankar Prasad, Cabinet Minister, Minister for Information Technology.
Warm Regards, Aero ?????? ?????? ???????? ???????
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Oculus Spirit [79253]
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Hear you go: Deer Fucktwats
Aug 18, 2017, 10:43 AM
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Pls to be showing me ur tiddies.
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