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Need new dress pants by Monday (Cootlumbia-SC)
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Need new dress pants by Monday (Cootlumbia-SC)


Jan 31, 2019, 10:00 PM

My fat ### has outgrown my dress slacks. Where can I get a good quality pair of pants, or ones that can be altered before Monday?

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Anywhere. Everybody sells decent pants.


Jan 31, 2019, 10:05 PM

I suggest Walmart, even.

Now shirts, sports coats, and suits... that’s.. a different story.

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I'm looking for suit quality pants.


Jan 31, 2019, 10:06 PM

I wouldn't even shop at Walmart for underwear

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maybe Men's Warehouse. Last I looked at Macy's and Belk's


Jan 31, 2019, 11:07 PM

here, they got nothing nice, like nice wool nice. Altered quick might be an issue.

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Re: Need new dress pants by Monday (Cootlumbia-SC)


Jan 31, 2019, 10:17 PM

Banana Republic, Nordstrom, Saks....Two Hearted Ale, HOPSLAM, Four Roses, Angels Envy, Pappy Van Winkle


Crap. Everything turns into alcohol.

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^^Underrated poast***


Feb 1, 2019, 10:08 AM



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I had this issue once. Glad to be of service.


Jan 31, 2019, 11:55 PM

Call your pilot, have him warm up the plane immediately.

With a favorable jet stream you can be at Biggin Hill airport by tomorrow morning.

Have your man on the ground pick you up and take you immediately to my tailor Geoffrey Worthington, he’s on the southerly end of Savile Row. Usually he has at least a 4 month appointment window, but if I put in a word for you, he shall have you in a dapper pair of new trousers post-haste.

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It is so choice. If you have the means, I highly recommend


Feb 1, 2019, 10:13 AM

picking one up.

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Treadmill, rubber suit, 16 hours, DampRid,


Feb 1, 2019, 12:20 AM

And gumption.

You can do this!

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Lipo would work best for immediate result***


Feb 1, 2019, 12:42 AM



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Since you're a growing boy, I recommend


Feb 1, 2019, 12:26 AM

https://www.destinationxl.com/mens-big-and-tall-store/storeLocator/storeLocator

On the Bower Pkwy

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Dillards and take them to Jackie's Alterations


Feb 1, 2019, 6:08 AM

Get them today and he can probably get them done tomorrow. It will cost some $$ though.

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Jackie's Alterations Irmo location. Should have clarified.


Feb 1, 2019, 7:55 AM

Go to Harbison and Dillard's. Then Jackie's in Irmo is closest and they do the rush jobs there. On St Andrew's in Irmo not far from Columbiana.

He's saved my rear more than once.

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I just took a load of fat clothes to Goodwill


Feb 1, 2019, 6:59 AM

;)

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That's tough. It may be easier for you to buy a


Feb 1, 2019, 7:00 AM

parachute and get someone to sew them into pants for your fat ###. Next time, try not to be so fat.

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Re: That's tough. It may be easier for you to buy a***


Feb 1, 2019, 9:01 AM





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You can have my pleated worsted slacks


Feb 1, 2019, 7:51 AM

Yep

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Meet Me at Tapp's


Feb 1, 2019, 9:02 AM

oh wait, it's not 25 yrs ago

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Belk.


Feb 1, 2019, 9:09 AM

/thread

Belk stores are doing their winter clearance right now and the racks )especially men's dress pants/sport coats/suits) are all &5-80% off. The deals right now are ridiculous....better prices than Walmart, TJ Maxx, or any discount store for top shelf quality clothing. I was at the RH a couple of weeks ago and picked up a nice button down shirt for $9.00. I rode to the mall in Pineville with Joonyer last night and we cut through Belk there, ended up with an orange quarter zip sweater that I'm wearing RIGHT NOW for $7.00.

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I haven’t been to the Pineville mall in 10 years.....


Feb 1, 2019, 9:24 AM

I imagine now they just supply you with a free translator when you come in through a main entrance?

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I said last night that I could not remember the last time I


Feb 1, 2019, 9:35 AM

set foot in that mall. I had no idea they built a Dave & Buster's in front of it. No translator needed last night...there was almost NOBODY in the place.

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REI is there. I just grab a kid or two and go in there when


Feb 1, 2019, 9:40 AM [ in reply to I haven’t been to the Pineville mall in 10 years..... ]

the wife wants to shop in the mall.


Malls suck

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Tiggity mentioned Dillard’s. That’s where I get pants.


Feb 1, 2019, 9:24 AM

I’m hard to fit, as well. At least that’s what all the ladies say. Ha ha ha ha!

Now, back to reality. Dillard’s, at least from places I’ve shopped, has by far the widest selection of sizes. I was quite impressed the first time I went there. Haven’t gone anywhere else since. They have a yuge pants section. I’d try there. You may not even need alterations... depending on your fatassedness. Godspeed.

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The 28 inch inseam kills me.


Feb 1, 2019, 2:16 PM

Only when I weigh 170 or less can I find something that fits off the rack. 10yo has the exact same problem. If it fits in the waist, it's too long. If it's the right length, too tight in the waist. Being fat with short legs sucks.

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Re: The 28 inch inseam kills me.


Feb 1, 2019, 2:18 PM



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That's some @Shorty level inseam game.***


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ROH


Have you tried JC Penney?


Feb 1, 2019, 3:31 PM [ in reply to The 28 inch inseam kills me. ]

I think they still have a husky section.

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