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All-In [46825]
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I don't see why Lakebum is so bummed
Apr 12, 2017, 11:35 AM
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the marriage deal is basically:
The woman is allowed to act like a princess for one night in exchange for sex with the guy for the rest of her life.
We actually get a pretty good deal out of it.
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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Hookers would be cheaper with less aggravation
Apr 12, 2017, 11:42 AM
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If sex was your main motivation.
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All-In [46825]
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What hookers are you getting?
Apr 12, 2017, 11:43 AM
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What would be the ROI when you account for antibiotics??
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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ROI is probably around 3 weeks with antibiotics
Apr 12, 2017, 11:46 AM
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That's even throwing in an occasional arrest with your picture in the paper and subsequent public humiliation.
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All-In [47750]
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Yeah, right...
Apr 12, 2017, 11:44 AM
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"exchange for sex with the guy for the rest of her life."
Like THAT's gonna happen.
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Freshman [-100]
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I had sex with my wife a couple of times
Apr 12, 2017, 11:46 AM
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In the first year. Since then, she just does sex with other people and tells me to shut up about it or take my house. I don't know how that's related to football, though.
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All-In [47750]
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^^^Yet another new TOTE1 scok?^^^***
Apr 12, 2017, 11:51 AM
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All-In [29076]
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When will AnalTaylor® be approved though***
Apr 12, 2017, 11:58 AM
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Legend [17337]
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CU Guru [1338]
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and Alan Shecks***
Apr 12, 2017, 12:39 PM
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Heisman Winner [105622]
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That line works REALLY well on wives.
Apr 12, 2017, 11:46 AM
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"I let you act like a princess one night 12 years ago, now bend over and take this D."
60% of the time, it works EVERY time.
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All-In [33418]
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Judging by the number of kids you have
Apr 12, 2017, 1:04 PM
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That line has worked for you at least 7-8 times
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Oculus Spirit [81078]
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It's like winning the girl super bowl.
Apr 12, 2017, 11:47 AM
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Big wedding, later kids, not working, and then later a divorce where she gets half that she didn't contribute to.
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Lol - you still don't get it***
Apr 12, 2017, 12:01 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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I must not either, because that timeline seems pretty
Apr 12, 2017, 12:26 PM
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accurate based on my general observations. Most of the people I know haven't reached the divorce stage yet...but a couple have.
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All-In [47844]
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No, the whole
Apr 12, 2017, 12:37 PM
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"...where she gets half that she didn't contribute to" part.
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I am pretty sure this is
Apr 12, 2017, 12:02 PM
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backward. Bad deal for a guy. Great deal for a woman. You lock down finances, baby maker, mexican handyman and then when you leave him after you #### 14 other guys, you get half of his ####.
Bad deal.
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