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LOL, marriage.

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Posted: Dec 10, 2019 11:34 AM
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https://www.marketwatch.com/story/its-not-fair-after-3-years-of-marriage-ill-only-inherit-10-of-my-husbands-2m-estate-and-the-right-to-live-in-his-home-2019-12-09?mod=watchlist_latest_news


Getting married at 67 seams extra crazy to me.

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I'm one and done. And done anyway. She'll lawyer up.

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Posted: Dec 10, 2019 12:00 PM
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Finished reading it and yup. She'll lawyer up.

I see this crap ALL THE TIME. You would think men would learn.

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That the 15% was ever talked about would be

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Posted: Dec 10, 2019 12:04 PM
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reason enough for me to tell her to hit the bricks.

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I was talking to a freinds friends last week who is getting

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Posted: Dec 10, 2019 12:07 PM
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married. He's and older guy (late 40's) and a while into the conversation I asked if he was ready to give half of everything he has ever earned to someone he hates. He got pretty mad at me about it, but its a sound question that more people need to srsly consider before they get married. I guess when you're young and don't have anything, it doesn't matter. But later, when that changes...it does. A lot.

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Wonder if it would make sense to just live it up if you

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Posted: Dec 10, 2019 12:38 PM
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knew divorce was inevitable. Max out some credit cards, buy a sweet boat, car, whatever. I figured splitting debt is a lot better than splitting assets.

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Man, I'd go all Brewster's Millions if I had money

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Posted: Dec 10, 2019 12:41 PM
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and thought a divorce was heading my way.

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I think I would too, I mean if I'm going to get fugged

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Posted: Dec 10, 2019 12:44 PM
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I'm going to make sure she does too. No way in #### I could be one of those guys living like a college student while my ex wife continues living it up on my dime. I honestly don't see how dudes in that situation don't just snap and go all killdozer on the ex.

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I'd invest in a good lawyer. And before that a good PI

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Posted: Dec 10, 2019 12:54 PM
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I mean if you're going to blow your money, might as well do it with a chance you keep it.


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Even if you find her cheating, all you get to keep is

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Posted: Dec 10, 2019 1:23 PM
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alimony. Does nothing for the half of the stuff you already paid for.

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Then don't pay for more than half of that.***

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Posted: Dec 10, 2019 1:24 PM
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lulz..yeah.

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Posted: Dec 10, 2019 1:26 PM
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I like having electric, water, and a place to sleep.

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If you didn't split this stuff down the middle

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Posted: Dec 10, 2019 1:33 PM
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from day one of cohabitation that is on you.

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I'm not OK with the living situation required to do that***

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Posted: Dec 10, 2019 1:47 PM
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I guess every situation is different.

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Posted: Dec 10, 2019 3:42 PM
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But if things go south you may end up living in some dilapidated joint anyway.

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I got to talking to a lawyer at the Southern one day...

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Posted: Dec 10, 2019 1:25 PM
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he said that in Mt Plastic, in about 90% of the divorces he handles, the couple argues over who gets the debt--not the assets. When the party is over, nobody wants to pay the bill I guess.

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was it Lewis Grizzard who said.......

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Posted: Dec 10, 2019 12:41 PM
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"Instead of getting married again, I'm just going to find a woman I hate and buy her a house."

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Rod Stewart said it, too***

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Posted: Dec 10, 2019 12:49 PM
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I didn't know how bad it had gotten until I saw

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Posted: Dec 10, 2019 12:52 PM
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a license plate on I-285 saying "Honk if you've been married to Lewis Grizzard"

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in the words ofi believe it was fred sanford: "shack up,

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Posted: Dec 10, 2019 8:32 PM
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that way you can pack up. don't f### up and marry or you won't have anything to pack up."


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