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Rock Defender [53]
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Guiness Book of World Records
Jun 18, 2014, 9:30 AM
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3 guys find out that they have 3 weeks to live. They realize that they have nothing to show for in their lives, so they each decide to try getting into the Guinness Book of World Records. The first guys says, "I have pretty long arms, maybe I have the longest arms in the world!" The second guy says, "I have a big chest, maybe I have the biggest chest in the world!" The third guys says, "I have a small weiner, maybe I have the smallest weiner in the world!" So they each submit their applications to the Guinness Book of World Records headquarters. A week later, the book is published, and they all gather around to see the results. The first guy opens the book and says, "Hey look! I have the longest arms in the world!" The second guy looks and says "Wow! I can't believe I have the biggest chest in the world!" And the third guys looks and says, "...Who the hell is cutiger2012?!"
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Oculus Spirit [96870]
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Uh oh. CUtiger2012 ain't gonna like this***
Jun 18, 2014, 9:32 AM
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Heisman Winner [140537]
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Yeah, but everyone else will.***
Jun 18, 2014, 9:32 AM
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Ring of Honor [26353]
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Are you saying that everyone else likes
Jun 18, 2014, 9:48 AM
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small wieners?
Uh I mean wut
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Ring of Honor [26353]
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All-TigerNet [12098]
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Surprise surprise
Jun 18, 2014, 9:51 AM
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That wasn't words
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Ring of Honor [26353]
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In that case
Jun 18, 2014, 9:53 AM
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where's the take back RA'd button?
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Heisman Winner [134505]
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Hall of Famer [21870]
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that right there is funny, i dont care who you are.***
Jun 18, 2014, 9:33 AM
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CU Guru [1123]
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Re: Guiness Book of World Records
Jun 18, 2014, 9:46 AM
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hahahahahaha oh wow this is classic
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Ring of Honor [26353]
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Hey
Jun 18, 2014, 9:48 AM
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Shut up.
Coot
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CU Guru [1123]
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Re: Hey
Jun 18, 2014, 10:59 AM
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You, of all people, should know I am no coot.
small wiener....hahaha
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Rock Defender [53]
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Re: Hey
Jun 18, 2014, 11:10 AM
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I read that the first time as
"You of all people should know I don't have a small weiner"
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CU Guru [1123]
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Re: Hey
Jun 18, 2014, 11:13 AM
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Well, everyone knows that
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Oculus Spirit [96870]
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Pigs?
Jun 18, 2014, 11:14 AM
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Wait, wut?
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Ring of Honor [26353]
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Here you go
Jun 18, 2014, 11:16 AM
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Happy now?
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Rock Defender [53]
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Re: Here you go
Jun 18, 2014, 11:20 AM
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DDAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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CU Guru [1123]
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Re: Pigs?
Jun 18, 2014, 11:19 AM
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HTH that helps
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Ring of Honor [26353]
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jun 18, 2014, 9:47 AM
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Hey wait a minute....
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Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jun 18, 2014, 11:18 AM
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2012, there is no comeback from that one. He got you real good. Just take it and move on.
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Oculus Spirit [96870]
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If 2012 would just relax...
Jun 18, 2014, 11:21 AM
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it wouldn't hurt nearly as bad.
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Ring of Honor [26353]
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Something something at least his mom doesn't think so
Jun 18, 2014, 11:21 AM
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Bewm
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Ring of Honor [26353]
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I swear to gawd if this
Jun 18, 2014, 11:50 AM
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gets POTD....
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Oculus Spirit [96870]
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That would be EPIC!
Jun 18, 2014, 12:05 PM
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Umm, I mean, unfortunate.
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Ring of Honor [26353]
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Re: That would be EPIC!
Jun 18, 2014, 12:12 PM
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Poor 2012.........He always seems to come up with the
Jun 18, 2014, 12:27 PM
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short end of the stick........
Bob, on the other hand, would suggest that stick is more like a straw. Which makes you wonder how Bob knows those types of things?????????????????????????? lol
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Ring of Honor [26353]
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Thanks Hartins, it's good to know that
Jun 18, 2014, 12:31 PM
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I have at least one friend on the boreds
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Oculus Spirit [96870]
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Oculus Spirit [93673]
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It must really be an honor to be the butt of this joke.
Jun 18, 2014, 1:49 PM
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Clearly, IBWG knows cutiger2012 better than I.
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Rock Defender [53]
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Re: It must really be an honor to be the butt of this joke.
Jun 18, 2014, 1:56 PM
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Welp, I hit 30 points with this. Go ahead and pack it up and call it a day boys. Better luck tomorrow
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