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All-TigerNet [11607]
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Friday Funny
Nov 14, 2014, 1:19 AM
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Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old John Deere tractor.
Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, let's his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.
Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.
Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the world're ya doing, Billy Bob?"
"Good grief, Cletus, ya scared the bejeebers out of me,"says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob...
"But me 'n the wife been havin trouble lately in the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."
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Re: Friday Funny
Nov 14, 2014, 6:37 AM
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i see you've learned what reddit is.
have an upvote
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CU Medallion [57133]
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kids. smh.***
Nov 14, 2014, 8:38 AM
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Heisman Winner [105574]
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CUtiger2012 is not gonna like this***
Nov 14, 2014, 8:16 AM
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Legend [16629]
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who?***
Nov 14, 2014, 8:26 AM
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Heisman Winner [105574]
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Oh sorry, Stanley***
Nov 14, 2014, 8:29 AM
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All-In [30593]
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who?***
Nov 14, 2014, 1:27 PM
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CU Guru [1925]
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Ya'll gonna do this routine again?***
Nov 14, 2014, 1:30 PM
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